If she wore those heels, she could strike oil
The Ghost of Christmas Future.
That could easily be some random trailer trash outside a Dollar General in the middle of Alabama
The expression on the girl behind her pretty much sums it all up.
Shouldn’t her shirt warn of “excessive content”?
a truer shirt has never been worn.
At least they finally made these Kardashians start wearing Parental Advisory labels. It’s a start.
Big girls should never wear white, it makes them look 20 times bigger, didnt anyone ever tell her that??
She’s not big, she’s beautifaaAAAHAHAHA sorry, I can’t.
It Lives! …Part 2
“Parental Advisory” is right. Hell, everyone should be advised.
Kardashian subtlety? On the back of the jeans there’s a
W I D E L O A D
“PARENTAL ADVISORY: Do not beat in any board game. Will tear your arms our of sockets.”
When did the Stay Puff Marsh mellow man get fat?
That is just fucking horrendous.
Last time I aw something that big and white Gregory Peck was trying to harpoon it.
Great reference and a great movie.
Ever notice that every Kuntdasian looks a bigger in real life,
than their Twitter/Facebook pictures? A LOT bigger…
I just pictured the splash she would make if they shoved her out of a helicopter over the ocean, lol
Great, that’s just asking for a tsunami to hit the coast.
This is what happens when you lose a few pounds…you think you’re Kendall and can wear anything.
Why do they have her wearing a fat suit?
I think I know what they saw on that satellite photo off the coast of Australia.
What do you call a “goth wookie” that doesn’t sound racist against non-wookies?
I just saw her on Drag Race talking fabric in the puss area and she can’t even take her own advice. Kamel kut pants.
“The Kardashians, much like vampires, don’t cast a reflection, so no, I haven’t looked in the mirror. Why?”
If you make eye contact with it, it will attack.
and you’ll go blind.
The rare albino wookie.
What. The. Fuck.
She looks like a camel-toed jelly bean with arms and legs.
Proof how labia can be really really big. Thanks for the anatomy lesson.
…i was wondering: what do you call camel-toe on a sasquatch?
HIPPO HOOF… camel toe’s wookie inbred third cousin
Her “Warning: Ride May Cause Vomiting” shirt was in the laundry
I’m beginning to rethink this whole wookie thing. She looks more like a wampa that just feasted on a couple of tauntauns.
Parental advisory? Whoever lets their kid watch anything related to the K klan has given up a looooong time ago. Come on!
Is this the debris that Australian satellite spotted ?
Is that kim or khloe, so hard to tell them apart nowadays!! LOL
And here she had been looking so good lately. This pretty much negates all of the attractive photos.
She borrowed those pants from Kim – the built-in knee pads are a dead giveaway.
eh… honestly… i still would.
I thought Al Gore killed manbearpig
Kendall: Kylie made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.
Kris: Let her have it. It’s not wise to upset Khloe.
Kendall: But mom, nobody worries about upsetting Kylie.
Kris: That’s ’cause Kylie won’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Khloe is are known to do that.
Kendall: I see your point, mom. I suggest a new strategy, Kylie: let Khloe win.
As God is my witness, until I read the name I thought that was Drew Barrymore in a fat suit.
I can’t be too hard on Khloe. I’ve discovered I have a soft spot for her. Unfortunately it’s the entire top of my head. And my penis.
lol. i hope that makes the next american vogue cover.
She should never ever wear a see-thru anything
She could preach a sermon off that pubic mound. From smallest to largest, it’s “Camel Toe”, “Moose Knuckle”, and “Khloe Twat” right? Yikes.
If wearing black is supposed to be slimming, this proves wearing white is fattening
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Khloe Kardashian in Beverly Hills. (March 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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