superficial

  1. Hugh G. Rection

    If she wore those heels, she could strike oil

  2. Ruckus

    The Ghost of Christmas Future.

  3. That could easily be some random trailer trash outside a Dollar General in the middle of Alabama

  4. jep

    The expression on the girl behind her pretty much sums it all up.

  5. phantomduck

    Shouldn’t her shirt warn of “excessive content”?

  6. tito

    a truer shirt has never been worn.

  7. BoutTime

    At least they finally made these Kardashians start wearing Parental Advisory labels. It’s a start.

  8. Big girls should never wear white, it makes them look 20 times bigger, didnt anyone ever tell her that??

  9. kenny

    It Lives! …Part 2

  10. “Parental Advisory” is right. Hell, everyone should be advised.

  11. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Kardashian subtlety? On the back of the jeans there’s a

    W I D E L O A D

    sign.

  12. ThisWillHurt

    “PARENTAL ADVISORY: Do not beat in any board game. Will tear your arms our of sockets.”

  13. When did the Stay Puff Marsh mellow man get fat?

  14. Grapapa

    MY EYES!!!!

  15. That is just fucking horrendous.

  16. Slappy Magoo

    Last time I aw something that big and white Gregory Peck was trying to harpoon it.

  17. I just pictured the splash she would make if they shoved her out of a helicopter over the ocean, lol

  18. This is what happens when you lose a few pounds…you think you’re Kendall and can wear anything.

  19. stucco

    Why do they have her wearing a fat suit?

  20. JimBB

    I think I know what they saw on that satellite photo off the coast of Australia.

  21. What do you call a “goth wookie” that doesn’t sound racist against non-wookies?

  22. I just saw her on Drag Race talking fabric in the puss area and she can’t even take her own advice. Kamel kut pants.

  23. GLT

    “The Kardashians, much like vampires, don’t cast a reflection, so no, I haven’t looked in the mirror. Why?”

  24. If you make eye contact with it, it will attack.

  25. The rare albino wookie.

  26. What. The. Fuck.

  27. Ralph

    She looks like a camel-toed jelly bean with arms and legs.

  28. Cock Dr

    Proof how labia can be really really big. Thanks for the anatomy lesson.

  29. HIPPO HOOF… camel toe’s wookie inbred third cousin

  30. Swearin

    Her “Warning: Ride May Cause Vomiting” shirt was in the laundry

  31. I’m beginning to rethink this whole wookie thing. She looks more like a wampa that just feasted on a couple of tauntauns.

  32. Little Tongue

    Parental advisory? Whoever lets their kid watch anything related to the K klan has given up a looooong time ago. Come on!

  33. Minky Wail

    Is this the debris that Australian satellite spotted ?

  34. jbone

    goth chewbacca

  35. MoreMariaNow!!

    Is that kim or khloe, so hard to tell them apart nowadays!! LOL

  36. And here she had been looking so good lately. This pretty much negates all of the attractive photos.

  37. Senor Trout

    She borrowed those pants from Kim – the built-in knee pads are a dead giveaway.

  38. eh… honestly… i still would.

  39. Heywood Jablomie

    I thought Al Gore killed manbearpig

  40. Kendall: Kylie made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.
    Kris: Let her have it. It’s not wise to upset Khloe.
    Kendall: But mom, nobody worries about upsetting Kylie.
    Kris: That’s ’cause Kylie won’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Khloe is are known to do that.
    Khloe: Grrf.
    Kendall: I see your point, mom. I suggest a new strategy, Kylie: let Khloe win.

  41. As God is my witness, until I read the name I thought that was Drew Barrymore in a fat suit.

  42. I can’t be too hard on Khloe. I’ve discovered I have a soft spot for her. Unfortunately it’s the entire top of my head. And my penis.

  43. MZ MIZRY

    lol. i hope that makes the next american vogue cover.

  44. She should never ever wear a see-thru anything

  45. She could preach a sermon off that pubic mound. From smallest to largest, it’s “Camel Toe”, “Moose Knuckle”, and “Khloe Twat” right? Yikes.

  46. If wearing black is supposed to be slimming, this proves wearing white is fattening

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