Charlize Theron riding a jetski for a photo shoot in Miami. (March 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Is she riding it or crashing it?
I’d like her to crash my dick.
Doesn’t that kind of go without saying?
…even after sean penn?
Aw, fuck no. You just go in deeper that the ruined part.
How about that tall blonde on shore behind her.
Not. Too. Fucking. B.A.D.
…get outta my head, dude.
Lucky damn jet ski!
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