superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Which one of his daughters is that behind him? That’s the best I’ve seen her look in a while.

  2. Even as a woman I can imagine, how painfull it is, to pinch your little friend in the car door.

  3. Inner Voice

    Help!

  4. cc

    Someone gimme a hand with Rumer’s head, it’s stuck!

  5. George P Burdell

    “Yes, I knew Demi was bat shit crazy.”

  6. CK

    “DAMN DOOR HANDLE! Caught my nuts again!”

  7. “There. That should take care of that squeaky hinge.”

  8. [singing] Moon River. … Using the whole fist, Doc?

  9. El Jefe

    They should really analyze his DNS to find out how he could produce multiple children that look the way they do.

  10. bigalkie

    Michael Stipe

  11. “Yeah, that’s it. Make sure you get that butt-plug all the way in.”

  12. journalschism

    Bruce Willis standing between Demi’s legs for old times’ sake.

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