Which one of his daughters is that behind him? That’s the best I’ve seen her look in a while.
Even as a woman I can imagine, how painfull it is, to pinch your little friend in the car door.
Sitting on your balls hurts real bad, too.
Someone gimme a hand with Rumer’s head, it’s stuck!
“Yes, I knew Demi was bat shit crazy.”
“DAMN DOOR HANDLE! Caught my nuts again!”
“There. That should take care of that squeaky hinge.”
[singing] Moon River. … Using the whole fist, Doc?
They should really analyze his DNS to find out how he could produce multiple children that look the way they do.
“Yeah, that’s it. Make sure you get that butt-plug all the way in.”
Bruce Willis standing between Demi’s legs for old times’ sake.
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Bruce Willis in West Hollywood. (March 1, 2012)