Donald Trump at The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party in New York City. (March 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“I can’t wait to get MJ’s autograph.”
“So it took me three years to realize my stunning new wife was Michael Jackson”
Can you believe my hair outlived Michael Jackson…..
“I’ll pay $5 million if they can produce his real death certificate.”
“I’m the one on the left.”
“I will NOT sign this, the man in this photo is a child molester! And the other guy is the King of Pop!”
“And here’s a picture of me and Latoya Jackson. Suck it, Gary Bussey!”
The wrong one died.
yeah heres a picture of me when i was relevant.
ok- when michael jackson was relevant.
Hey, I’m hip, I have black friends. See?
Would someone just off this motherfucker? I can’t stand the fact that he is using up some of my oxygen.
“For my next trick, I will take my pen and jab my eyes out!”
The small crowd roars with approval.
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