“I can’t wait to get MJ’s autograph.”
“So it took me three years to realize my stunning new wife was Michael Jackson”
Can you believe my hair outlived Michael Jackson…..
“I’ll pay $5 million if they can produce his real death certificate.”
“I’m the one on the left.”
“I will NOT sign this, the man in this photo is a child molester! And the other guy is the King of Pop!”
“And here’s a picture of me and Latoya Jackson. Suck it, Gary Bussey!”
The wrong one died.
yeah heres a picture of me when i was relevant.
ok- when michael jackson was relevant.
Hey, I’m hip, I have black friends. See?
Would someone just off this motherfucker? I can’t stand the fact that he is using up some of my oxygen.
“For my next trick, I will take my pen and jab my eyes out!”
The small crowd roars with approval.
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