Years of dating huge guys has turned Hayden into a size queen.
Either that’s the biggest fuckin SUV of all time, or she’s a fuckin midget….
…or that’s her new boyfriend…
“Check out my ride! It has surround sound speakers, a V8 engine, and a Sesame Street car seat.”
“I didn’t know you had a child, Hayden.”
“Uh, that’s . . . that’s where I sit. Road trip, anyone?”
There once was a tiny little fuck
Who bought herself a large, cheap truck
and when she would park
people often remarked
“that leprechaun’s down on her luck”.
Kustom made for Khloe Kardashian.
The lady knows what she likes.
I once caught a dick this big!
hayden look both ways next time before u cross.
Usually the pedo van comes to you.
I said big, black Man..not Van!
She never is going to really grow into those feet, is she?
Her feet are huge!
If she like men who tower over her, I’m the right guy for her. I have at least a foot on her.
The suspension travel is bigger than the ground clearance. What a ridiculous truck.
Looks like a still from “The Gnome Mobile”
That’s actually a Kia Soul, she’s only 18 inches tall.
I can’t wait ’til Bang Bus releases the video!
THANK GOD! They released the new Pocket Pussy 2.0
What is funny is that this is a Mini Cooper.
So she likes em big an black
Are those feet or flippers?
The sad part is that is a Hot Wheels truck.
A bang bus upgrade.
Hayden Panettiere poses in front of Peter Dinklage’s SUV
Not pictured: Nick Fury’s d*ck hole in the door behind her.
This…has to be photoshopped right?
Does the glove compartment come with a seatbelt?
She will never reach the gas pedal.
Looks like our little Hayden has been getting tutored in Photoshop.
She is clearly overcompensating for *something*. With big. Black. Things…and stuff.
“So they told me if I could reach the steering wheel, I could drive do I tried and tried and tried………..”
lmaoo shes so tiny!!
Rule #2 – never buy a vehicle you cant push by yourself
not pictured: little girls playing with their barbies and barbie’s pimp wagon.
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Hayden Panettiere posted this pic to Twitter. (March 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN