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  1. You’d think as many years as he’s been doing it, the novelty would have worn off… I guess KimK can dream of growing old like this.

  2. That candle is definitely in the wind.

  3. maoix

    Just the tip.

  4. Elton’s tribute to Liberace.

  5. “Don’t let your son… go down on me…”

  6. “..It’s SATURDAY NIGHT, and Im BLOWING A MIC..”

  7. Chaz

    Sometimes it’s just too obvious. Nothing to say here.

  8. JimBB

    Crazy….but that’s how it goes….Millions of people living as fooooes….

  9. Lady Blah Blah

    guess he was just ‘born this way’

  10. coljack

    “Here’s a little song I wrote, called ‘MMMHMHMHMMMHMMHMHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHYYYEAAAAAHHHHTHATSTHESPOT.’”

  11. anon

    So does he swallow or spit?

  12. I hope there are no Kardashians around, otherwise Elton is going to start a stampede.

  13. Elton blows piano erection…news at 11:00.

  14. Slappy Magoo

    I just assumed it was some kind of piano attached to a breathalyzer & Elton has to prove he’s sober before getting behind the keyboard. What’s all this talk of cock you fellows are prattling on about?

  15. Biting the tip like a freshman cheerleader. If I were gay I wouldn’t let this guy anywhere near my junk.

  16. pillsy

    Ms Lohan keeps a little list in a Little Black Book.

    Elton keeps his hearts on his sleeve.

  17. FARKWAD

    Both my caption and general feeling on this picture being featured:

    Come on, at least give me a challenge.

  18. I am amazed that he is able to perform these antics right there on stage, in front of everyone, and yet his singing is still somewhat intelligible.

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