1. Jill

    I know this joke has been done to death, but seriously, how many black microphones does she see?

  2. I think we found a contender to de-thrown Kim Kardashian at the annual “Hide the black Microphone Competion”

  3. JC

    I’m assuming that arm is pointing out some kind of massive Sasquatch cock.


    Apparently, the surname Simmons gives girls a predisposition to an oral fixation.

  5. Looks like she is practicing for her audition. Damn it! There is going to be another damn reality show…

  6. “Seriously. Next asshole to throw the Tila Tequilla blow up doll onstage is outta here.”

  7. We brought life to a blow-up doll, but we can’t cure cancer…damn you modern society!!!

  8. your mom

    A true professional always stretches before every event…

  9. Kimora Lee Simmon’s face reverts to its default setting.

  10. “Miss Simmons, this gentleman is next in line for his fellatio.”

  11. EricLr

    She’s having to pull out her ID to let people know who Kimora Lee Simmons is.

  12. bonerofcuntention

    Scanners remake

  13. El Jefe

    Fuck it I would.

  14. Clown Shoes

    I used to own a fuck doll that looks just like her.

  15. What happened, was it deported?

  16. Joaquin ingles

    Not shown: other chick across the room shooting the ball out of her snatch.

  17. HITLER

    her face looks like a blow-up sex doll.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  18. Stewie Griffin

    Did someone just ask her the secret to her success?

  19. onos

    “OH! SHIT! Chris Brown just smacked that bitch, I hope he don’t come for my phone”

  20. BenDoverman

    Alright boys let’s get a line started

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