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  1. Bob

    Damn you George Clooney!

  2. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    If I were Clooney, I’d be going around town calling my fingers “the Keibler elves”.

  3. George P Burdell

    Enjoy your participation trophy, Elisabetta Canalis. George traded up.

  4. George P Burdell

    Elisabetta Who?

  5. The Brown Streak

    Nice of that dress to create a path for my tongue.

  6. Cock Dr

    She has an enormous forehead vein, but it doesn’t interfere at all with the ass.

  7. Wee-Man’s next girl friend.

  8. Contusion

    She has the hairline of Kelsey Grammar.

  9. maggy

    ELISABETTA CANALIS FOREVER!!!!!!

  10. wtf

    Does anyone else find her nose and the bone ridge on her forehead a bit disturbing?

  11. El Jefe

    When you upgrade from the Camry to the Ferrari.

  12. Dream Pizza

    All my respect to George Clooney. But suddenly I feel an irrepressible urge to fling my poop at him.

  13. Do_Freebird

    It will take years for Clooney to use her up.

  14. Ah, The Clooney. He even keeps her in front of a noise-canceling wall so he doesn’t have to hear her talk.

  15. whiskeyafternoon

    Stephen Hawking would enter that wormhole.

  16. Felonious Monkey

    I’m finding it hard to believe she’s only 32. She looks older than Angelina Jolie even though AJ is a recovered (?) drug addict, has a brood of kids, and is anorexic.

    • Tell me, are you legally allowed to operate a motor vehicle without wearing corrective lenses?

      • Felonious Monkey

        Nope, excellent vision, thanks. She has a thin, angular face with hollows under her eyes and a huge forehead vein. The women I know who are in their early 30s look much younger than this even though they don’t have huge beauty budgets. Plus most celebrities feel compelled to lie about their age.
        Mind you, Stacy has a fantastic body so it doesn’t matter.

    • LJ

      Nope. You do need a visit to the eye doctor.

  17. LockNLoad

    Just…damn.

  18. She is a gorgeous woman, except her makeup seems to be spread with a trowel. Luckily she has a magnificent ass and legs that reach all the way to the ground.

    I’m only 5’6″ and she is 6′ + heels. I’d love to slow dance with her.

  19. Jorge Clhuney

    Her asshole tastes like strawberries.

  20. Swearin

    So she’s at a QVC event? Is this how Clooney got with her, he ordered her off of a TV infomercial?

  21. smoke

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  22. Nobody

    Why SHE wasn’t the cover for this gallery, I’ll never know. You’re a sick, sick man… :)

  23. Mumbler

    Oh shit, she’s about to fall for the packing peanuts in the door prank.

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