Damn you George Clooney!
If I were Clooney, I’d be going around town calling my fingers “the Keibler elves”.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! totally LOL’d that one!
Enjoy your participation trophy, Elisabetta Canalis. George traded up.
Nice of that dress to create a path for my tongue.
She has an enormous forehead vein, but it doesn’t interfere at all with the ass.
Wee-Man’s next girl friend.
She has the hairline of Kelsey Grammar.
ELISABETTA CANALIS FOREVER!!!!!!
Does anyone else find her nose and the bone ridge on her forehead a bit disturbing?
I didn’t realize she had a face until you mentioned it.
Ever since they got cheap and did away with pewter, these mold lines have been killing me. Someone hand me a scalpel and file.
Is it just me or is “disturbing” a bit over the top?
When you upgrade from the Camry to the Ferrari.
All my respect to George Clooney. But suddenly I feel an irrepressible urge to fling my poop at him.
It will take years for Clooney to use her up.
I give it 18 months.
Clooney has dumped women just for using any word that starts with the letter “M”. She could be gone any “m”inute.
Ah, The Clooney. He even keeps her in front of a noise-canceling wall so he doesn’t have to hear her talk.
Stephen Hawking would enter that wormhole.
I’m finding it hard to believe she’s only 32. She looks older than Angelina Jolie even though AJ is a recovered (?) drug addict, has a brood of kids, and is anorexic.
Tell me, are you legally allowed to operate a motor vehicle without wearing corrective lenses?
Nope, excellent vision, thanks. She has a thin, angular face with hollows under her eyes and a huge forehead vein. The women I know who are in their early 30s look much younger than this even though they don’t have huge beauty budgets. Plus most celebrities feel compelled to lie about their age.
Mind you, Stacy has a fantastic body so it doesn’t matter.
Nope. You do need a visit to the eye doctor.
She is a gorgeous woman, except her makeup seems to be spread with a trowel. Luckily she has a magnificent ass and legs that reach all the way to the ground.
I’m only 5’6″ and she is 6′ + heels. I’d love to slow dance with her.
Her asshole tastes like strawberries.
So she’s at a QVC event? Is this how Clooney got with her, he ordered her off of a TV infomercial?
Fuck you, Clooney.
Why SHE wasn’t the cover for this gallery, I’ll never know. You’re a sick, sick man… :)
Oh shit, she’s about to fall for the packing peanuts in the door prank.
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Stacy Keibler at the QVC Red Carpet Style Event in Beverly Hills. (February 23, 2012)