It’s as if her husband pulled them apart looking for a pot of gold… or a loose crumb…. who knows..
Stretch marks, ick.
you better hope you don’t get em
This is what’s wrong with America, right here. Her surgeon looked at this when he was done and said, “Meh. Good enough.”
You’re totally right.
You’ve got to be kidding…there’s much more wrong with our country than lousy boob jobs.
Although, come to think of it, Tupperware Tits really is a serious problem.
I’m pretty sure he meant the lack of workmanship in general.
Her right breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Los Angeles, the left breast is attending the 5th Annual Hollywood Domino Gala & Tournament in Hollywood, Florida.
Has someone has been digging in her chest looking for her heart of gold
Jebus, what the fuck happened to her face.
She reminds me of a chimpanzee!
THANK YOU! I’ve always thought she looked like a monkey. And, not for nothing, those fake choppers and gawdy makeup AIN’T HELPIN.
add blue paint and she could be avatar?
She is so fat she can’t completely open her eyes. The sensible dinner of a Red Bull put her over her daily quota of 300 calories.
They look very loose
It’s amazing how big A-Cups look when you weigh only 30 pounds.
Jigsaw, is that you?
I understand that making fried eggs out of leather is a good idea for storage and longevity, but who’s going to want to eat them?
She has stretch marks in her boobs
who cares, many people do
why do you have to call her out on it?
to make yourself feel better
It’s just that, when you pay a fortune to have your breasts unnaturally stuffed (and poorly at that), you might as well add that extra few hundred dollars to get the stretch marks lasered off.
You can’t laser off stretchmarks, retard. It’s not a magic wand, it’s a laser.
It looks like she’s wearing a chestplate made out of silly putty and bronzer.
What the hell happened to this chick?
Maybe she should’ve invested that money in her face. Because…ouch.
100% spot on. No matter how big the boobies get, she’ll still have that mug sitting on top of them. YIKES.
At least you can put a bag on it….errr wait let’s correct that.
At least you can put a potato sack on it that will cover the face and her wonk boobs.
HaHa! She went to Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon.
Yeah, with a “Buy One — Get One Free” coupon she got out of the Pennysaver.
No, she went to Tori Spellings plastic surgeon. They both have that “somebody hit me in the sternum with a baseball bat, caved in” look
Fatso baboon face….with a heaping side of crazy.
Everybody thinks they can impersonate Rene Zellweger
fuck, this is not how i wanted to start my weekend.
Her tits are fleeing in confusion
Fat bitch got stretch marks
and your point?
do you feel better about yourself now?
sweetie get over it. Stretch marks are probably a sensitive subject for you but do not take it personally. They are unatractive and there is nothing anyone can do about.
Does she have eyeballs? Never seen ’em.
What do you think they used as breast implants?
Did Moses part her chest?
What a face. She’s frigging gross!
Somehow, in some bizarre way, she looks like a reindeer.
Someone is going to have to explain hollywood chicks to me. Why would you put on a dress that reveals a disgustingly gross physical attribute, when if you covered it people might think you were attractive. Where does that come from?
WHY do titties that small have stretch marks???
First point – Because they are too vain and too stupid to realise it
Second point – Weight gain/loss or sprouting teeny boobies fast during puberty can cause stretch marks easily, and implants can make them stand out more.
i love how joe camel is a big enough star that he gets his own posts!
Looks like a chinese donkey.
I am scared to think what she is going to look like in 15-20 years. Uggh.
“Hey! You in the back. Take the mask off. Oh sorry…”
I’m sorry but to me she is so ugly…
She has that Mr. Ed meets Planet of the Apes look down.
Am I the only one that can’t look at this without thinking of the movie “Deliverance?”
Would she be the banjo kid or the pig?
“I’ll bet you didn’t know that Falkor the Luckdragon has cleavage, did you?”
Bad teeth, bad boob job. Nice going!
Spray tan? Uhhh, no, why would I have gotten a spray tan…
Eww just eww.
anime eyes – check
horse face – check
fake tits – check
visible stretch marks all over the body – check
home wrecker – check
attention whore – check
“Do you have that number 9 acrylic?”
I just re-watched Death Becomes Her the other day, it’d been years!
Cleavagy clothing is a PRIVILEGE, not a right!
This chick is REALLY hard on the eyes.
I’m sure your body is fabulous. This woman is rail thin yet you still have the audacity to be, “ewwwy stretch marks”.
You are a tool.
Or probably just an extreme self hating troll fatty covered in plenty of your own stretch marks.
All women have them somewhere.
Go fuck yourself.
Not even remotely attractive. Sad, really.
And I ran, I ran so far away…couldn’t get away.
Oh go suck a Lemon…….
This is one picture that her surgeon shouldn’t put on his craigslist ad
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