Miss Rafaeli,

Is picture after proving Poincare Conjecture.
You and me should integrate together !
(The sex parts.)
(By havink sex.)

- Grigori

Excuse me Mr. Sarsgaard, could you draw a blue vagina by Jeremy Renner’s mouth here so that he seems less douchy and I don’t feel so ashamed about being a fan of his?

Thanks for the pic. Now I’ll be hearing “A Fiddler on the Roof” in my head all day.

I had to stare at this pic for a few minutes and train my eyes NOT to see a dreadlock beard.

Fucking Maggie Gyllenhaal? I’d be smiling too.

Obviously the black sheep of the family. Or possibly adopted

I’m getting a Rasputin or a Nikola Tesla vibe. Totally setting off my Russion weirdo radar. I have that.

You gotta give the man credit if he can convince George Lucas to lend him his waddle.

Now whenever the guy he’s staring at hears a clapping sound, he clucks like a chickken.

I haven’t been this skeeved out since I saw his junk in Kinsey.

He was awesome on Survivor.

“Write me out one of your spells, meth wizard!”

He seems like such a dirty bird: bukake, bondage, rusty trombones, cleveland steamers, abe lincolns, strawberry shortcakes, pussy pops, angry pirates …

That twinkle in his eye tells me that he does all that and more.

Joaquin phoenix cleaning up!

Why is he signing pics of Keifer Sutherland?

This dude looks like a rapist.