1. Slappy Magoo

    “Let’s see, who can I hang out with to squelch these gay rumors…”
    - ironically, thought by both of them

  2. “Ryan, cut that shit out. For the last time, the starting line of the lakers is not interested!!”

  3. Ruckus

    And just like that, he has a 3 year output deal.

  4. You know all that is going straight to your hips. You’re not even listening to me are you?

  5. I would have expected a discussion around how best to keep the American people stupid and complacent would happen in a more sinister location.

  6. Gin&Tonic

    it’s like he’s not even trying to hide his raging bulimia anymore

  7. Tiggles

    “I can fit an entire hand in the other end too!”

  8. “I’ll be damned. You CAN stick that many balls in your mouth.”

  9. Chuck

    “Why the hell do gentiles eat like that?”

  10. “yeah Ryan, that is impressive. Now give me my 3 foot long black dildo back”

  11. “Hey Jeff, check it out…No gag reflex.”

  12. donkeylicks

    Two Guys One Bucket

  13. “It was just like this, but it was up my ass…”

  14. “Somebody help me get this dick out of my mouth!”

  15. Little Tongue

    “See? I can fit my whole hand in my mouth.”
    “What about your butthole?”

  16. fuckface


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