Russell Brand in Los Angeles. (February 9, 2012)
Whats that he’s carrying? His douchnozzle?
His 15 minutes.
Stealing your spouse’s workout clothes is the number one cause of divorce in California.
Wow, with that snorting tube he can put Tony Montana to shame…
Ah, I understand why he and Katy are no longer together now.
It really is hammer time. Me first.
Kudos to Ms Perry for signing her divorce papers garnished with a smiley face.
Looking at this photo I think that’s very much justified.
is he off to occupy somewhere?
Yoga master Vishnu-Douchebag-Shazam.
I heard yoga is an excellent way to meet women in America.
Fruit Roll-Up Man. ‘He can take a lickin’. For fuck’s sake Marvel.
Honey, I’m hobo!
You’ll see, I might look like crap now but in 3 short months I’m going to look like Zac Blooming Efron.
That’s the MOST fucked up super hero I have ever seen.
No, no, no, Russell—that’s not what guys mean when they say it’s cool when the carpet matches the drapes.
Only in Los Angeles. If you walked down the street, looking like that, anywhere else in America you would get your ass beat.
So…it turns out Katy Perry was suppressing his douchebaggery all along? Have we even seen the peak yet?
If I had just lost access to them tig ol bitties… and turned down 22 mil out of some sense of trying to keep things amicable.. in the hope I might get some ex-sex… and access to the tig bitties again.. I’d probably walk around hammer pants, carrying my roll away bed, wearing one of Katy’s scarves too.
Russel Brand was forced to don a superhero costume to gain the strength required to return Katy Perry’s maxi-pad.
The Gay Flash.
I just looked at the California Penal Code just now. I was pleased to discover there’s actually an obscure subclause that makes it legal to beat the snot out of someone that looks this douchey.
Russel’s got a little Captain in him. That and shitty taste in yoga mats.
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