superficial

  1. not that hailing a cab has to be masculine, but really?

  2. it had to be said

    Gay Nazis in New York.

  3. He looks like Wilmer Valderrama’s understudy.

  4. Macaulay Culkin is taking notes

  5. Swizzle Stick

    Catch your cab yet serious sassy pants?

  6. Bonky

    I remember years ago when he was scary in movies. Now he looks like some kind of New York city art teacher on a Sunday.

  7. Frank Burns

    So . . . why did he steal that trash from that trash bin? Is there a movie version of “Hoarders” coming out?

  8. greenraquel

    Madonna?

  9. cc

    ‘Hey sailor!’…is that how you hail a cab in NY?

  10. The Brown Streak

    No, he’s doing it all wrong. If he’s supposed to advertise the $5 foot long he has to dress the part…….hey, zip those pants back up!

  11. Floyd

    Web headed Bimbo makes a movie without, me I’ll show him. Taxi! I’ll give him something to gobble goblin about. Taxi! Catch me flying around on a hoover chasing HIS unitard ass. Taxi! What kind of slut sleeps with the co-star of his movie that isn’t out, anyway? Taxi! You’re Spider Man? I was Jesus, deal with it! Taxi!

  12. Are we sure this isn’t Denis Leary?

  13. journalschism

    F*ck Travolta. That Saturday Night Fever remake is mine!

  14. GuyLeDouche

    Surely it should be “Willem Dafoe hailing a cab in San Francisco”?

  15. FIRST DOWN, GIANTS!!!

  16. tlmck

    Just “Stayin’ Alive”.

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