Tommy Boy Likes Wingy

This is the funniest he’s been in a long time, but looks aren’t everything.

Will claim credit for coming up with “The Hobbit” first in 3…2…

He called Peter Jackson halfway through and criticized the writing, gave the cast backhanded compliments, then left in a huff twenty minutes before it ended.

His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.

Gollum: “What has it got in its pocketses?”
Chevy: “Keys to my pickup, coupla beercaps, balled-up Kleenex, and… oh yeah! This half-eaten burrito. Want a bite?”
Gollum: ***barfs*** “Filthy Hobbitses!”

The rare occurrence when a movie premiere spoils a cameo, Fatty Bolger will be in the Hobbit.

Heavy Chase.

His middle name is Cheeseburger

National Lampoon’s Fat Farm.

I gained weight for a ROLE. Or by eating a lot of buttered rolls. Whatever.

that guy is a b

giggidy

His ego has no place else to go. Quick, someone grab a needle.

If Self-Loathing Had a Douchey Grandpa

Hey, Fuck you Dan Harmon. I win.

What the fuck happened to Mitch Comstein?

Unaware that he didn’t need to look like one to attend.

“I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re glad you’re not.”

Wow, from star of “Community” to “appearing at a movie screening.” Just keep shitting all over everyone Chevy, I’m sure your career will survive.

Looks like Chevy is becoming a “community” of his own.

Finally realized his dream of being the ball.

“Okay, hear me out. Caddyshack meets Freaky Friday: Chevy Chase switches bodies…with a gopher! Now, here’s where it really gets interesting: someone kills Chevy, or really his body, and now Chevy, as the gopher, has to solve his own murder! It’s never been done before! It’ll make millions!”

Proof that one should embrace youth while they have it.

It’s steak sandwiches all the way down

Hi! I’m Chevy Chase and I haven’t been funny since…ever!

Jizz in my pants…

Ah fuck. I don’t wanna grow up.

HOLYSHIT

Making The Hobbit sure took a physical toll on Peter Jackson.