superficial

  1. ty

    Tommy Boy Likes Wingy

  2. 1NDUN

    This is the funniest he’s been in a long time, but looks aren’t everything.

  3. EricLr

    Will claim credit for coming up with “The Hobbit” first in 3…2…

  4. He called Peter Jackson halfway through and criticized the writing, gave the cast backhanded compliments, then left in a huff twenty minutes before it ended.

  5. Mr. Poop

    His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.

  6. Johnny P!

    Gollum: “What has it got in its pocketses?”
    Chevy: “Keys to my pickup, coupla beercaps, balled-up Kleenex, and… oh yeah! This half-eaten burrito. Want a bite?”
    Gollum: ***barfs*** “Filthy Hobbitses!”

  7. TooCoo

    The rare occurrence when a movie premiere spoils a cameo, Fatty Bolger will be in the Hobbit.

  8. Heavy Chase.

  9. Bigalkie

    His middle name is Cheeseburger

  10. Veronika Larsson

    National Lampoon’s Fat Farm.

    I gained weight for a ROLE. Or by eating a lot of buttered rolls. Whatever.

  11. stuffs

    that guy is a b

  12. The Royal Penis

    His ego has no place else to go. Quick, someone grab a needle.

  13. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    If Self-Loathing Had a Douchey Grandpa

  14. Icehawg

    Hey, Fuck you Dan Harmon. I win.

  15. What the fuck happened to Mitch Comstein?

  16. Turdus R. Ferguson

    Unaware that he didn’t need to look like one to attend.

  17. “I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re glad you’re not.”

  18. Wow, from star of “Community” to “appearing at a movie screening.” Just keep shitting all over everyone Chevy, I’m sure your career will survive.

  19. Contusion

    Looks like Chevy is becoming a “community” of his own.

  20. tlmck

    Finally realized his dream of being the ball.

  21. “Okay, hear me out. Caddyshack meets Freaky Friday: Chevy Chase switches bodies…with a gopher! Now, here’s where it really gets interesting: someone kills Chevy, or really his body, and now Chevy, as the gopher, has to solve his own murder! It’s never been done before! It’ll make millions!”

  22. Hank E. Ring

    Proof that one should embrace youth while they have it.

  23. bob

    It’s steak sandwiches all the way down

  24. Rick

    Hi! I’m Chevy Chase and I haven’t been funny since…ever!

  25. Later

    Jizz in my pants…

  26. Ah fuck. I don’t wanna grow up.

  27. MissJonsey

    HOLYSHIT

  28. Shorty80

    Making The Hobbit sure took a physical toll on Peter Jackson.

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