I’m came here to pick up some chinese food and kick some ass… and I already got my chinese food.
He’s got exactly 48 minutes to get to the market and back. And the mob and FBI are both on his tail…
“I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.”
Ah George, we’re gonna buy a little farm and raise rabbits ‘n live off da fatta da land….
Tick tick tick. One hour to get the flowers in a vase or they all DIE!!!
Evidently Rosie isn’t giving him what he wants. Quick, give him some cake or a new hobby before he makes another lame action movie out of frustration.
He must hold some record for making the greatest number of dreadful movies in the shortest period of time.
Just saw the picture Rosie tweeted.
“Damn those Pepperidge Farn cheeses look good, but they’re so damned pricey! You can do it, Jason. Just resist the urge. Walk on by!”
I thought he was kinda cute in SNATCH but now he looks vaguely creepy
“Call me Moby one more toyme you foocken foreskin.”
On the set of Transporter IV: The Grocery Bagger.
His own lip stole a Chinese baby for the mob, so he is biting it in half. That’s how righteously bad-ass he is.
I boughts me butternut squash to loosen Olive Oyl up for me third forearm.
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