1. Bonky

    I’m came here to pick up some chinese food and kick some ass… and I already got my chinese food.

  2. EricLr

    He’s got exactly 48 minutes to get to the market and back. And the mob and FBI are both on his tail…

  3. Tillman

    “I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.”

  4. Veronika Larsson

    Ah George, we’re gonna buy a little farm and raise rabbits ‘n live off da fatta da land….

  5. B.andW.M.ins.trel

    Tick tick tick. One hour to get the flowers in a vase or they all DIE!!!

  6. Moo Cow Hunter

    Evidently Rosie isn’t giving him what he wants. Quick, give him some cake or a new hobby before he makes another lame action movie out of frustration.

  7. cc

    He must hold some record for making the greatest number of dreadful movies in the shortest period of time.

  8. The Pope

    Just saw the picture Rosie tweeted.

  9. “Damn those Pepperidge Farn cheeses look good, but they’re so damned pricey! You can do it, Jason. Just resist the urge. Walk on by!”

  10. Mama Pinkus

    I thought he was kinda cute in SNATCH but now he looks vaguely creepy

  11. “Call me Moby one more toyme you foocken foreskin.”

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    On the set of Transporter IV: The Grocery Bagger.

  13. Dick Trickle

    His own lip stole a Chinese baby for the mob, so he is biting it in half. That’s how righteously bad-ass he is.

  14. I boughts me butternut squash to loosen Olive Oyl up for me third forearm.

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