1. “Boy, I can tell you I haven’t had a black one of THESE in my hands in awhile!”

  2. ” And his floppy weiner went this way.”

  3. buttplug

    Is she having a stroke?

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Sandy will never allow George to mess with the batteries in her mic again.

  5. Dox

    “Where’s the rabbit on this thing?”

  6. be sure to tickle the balls while you’re stroking or you’ll be there all day

  7. Dennis

    She got the shaft grabbing/ball cupping technique down from the looks of it.

  8. Flatliner

    Its a little na├»ve to think you can just pour the jizz out…ya gotta work it bitch!

  9. Worst. Pez dispenser. Ever.

  10. I would totally get in dat ass. I’ve always had a thing for Sandra Bullock.

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