superficial

  1. Mohawk Disco

    GOOD LORD!!! Just… GOOD LORD!!!

  2. Martha Raye looks pretty good for—oh wait, she’s dead…

  3. I think I can see her kidneys from here.

  4. “Ms. Diaz, Ms. Diaz! Can you tell the readers what skills you used to win over Alex Rodriguez?”

  5. That takes a lot of practice.

  6. phantom duck

    yes, that should do it…

  7. Did you know her jaw actually unhinges before she eats our memories of her younger self?

  8. catapostrophe

    Imagine all the pie she could fit in there.

  9. I'mCool

    Save your money and do not play this carnival game! You can’t win. The basketball barely fits the hole.

  10. That’s one way to jumpstart a lagging career…

  11. Catalystika

    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  12. Yeah, I really loved that “Black Hole Sun” video too…

  13. Hello Mr. Hamm…

  14. Huh, so this adds quite a bit of weight to the theory that you can fit four penises in your mouth at once. It’s the collective ‘your’ though, that only applies to two people on the planet – this ‘lady’ and Steven Tyler.

  15. Dox

    “WHAT DID FISH POST ABOUT PAUL WALKER?!?!?!?”

  16. Hugh G. Rection

    OMG Alex! I never saw a penis that small!

  17. Flatliner

    Damn, I just had a feeling of inadequacy come over me…

  18. harriscandit

    Hello Cameron Zzziiiiiiippppppppa!

  19. On the movie set we call her the “Gapping maw of Dresden”.

  20. Dougie Fresh

    “Enter my sex hole!”

  21. So thaaaat’s why…

  22. “I know the movie sucked, but the scene with Pacino where his daughter is killed and the silent scream, he just, well, he….”

  23. On the set of “Annie”? Or on the set of “Jaws”?

  24. Jon Hamm girlfriend audition tape, take 1.

  25. I think I know how she molds her earrings.

  26. Al Czervik

    Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

  27. JimBB

    There’s something crazy as fuck about Mary.

  28. ktcash

    Her impression of Kim Kardashian!

  29. Mrs Claus

    In her next film Cameron plays the love interest in an R rated live action version of Dumbo.

  30. Take it easy Cameron, you’re just looking into a mirror.

  31. Little Tongue

    “Kim K can take one in? I can take 5! Haha!”

  32. Odbarc

    Every woman’s jaw locks like that after a date with me.

  33. Beer Baron

    This woman can deep throat an elephant.

  34. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    She’s swallowed a lot of black trucker cock.

  35. Nemo Noman

    When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin…I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.

    Courtesy of Penny Arcade.

  36. Will she use her powers for good…or evil?

  37. That pic is fucking horrifying. Can you imagine her O face?

  38. Dennis

    Not a fan but any girl with the ability to unhinge her jaw like that peaks my interest for a bj.

  39. Meh. Her sister is hotter. Only thing is, her sister is plastic and easily deflated.

  40. Interred Ferguson

    I can’t believe I actually viewed this pic without turning to stone.

    (alternate cheapshot for those unfamiliar with Medusa) This pic is roughly 37 days late.

  41. “PEEEEENNUSSSSSS!”

  42. Mouth like a horse’s fanny.

  43. Bob

    That’s what happens when a woman uses Botox to hide the damage of smoking and tanning.

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