GOOD LORD!!! Just… GOOD LORD!!!
Thats what muppets look like in real life..
Martha Raye looks pretty good for—oh wait, she’s dead…
I think I can see her kidneys from here.
“Ms. Diaz, Ms. Diaz! Can you tell the readers what skills you used to win over Alex Rodriguez?”
That takes a lot of practice.
yes, that should do it…
Did you know her jaw actually unhinges before she eats our memories of her younger self?
Imagine all the pie she could fit in there.
I am…..the hair variety…….
Save your money and do not play this carnival game! You can’t win. The basketball barely fits the hole.
That’s one way to jumpstart a lagging career…
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Yeah, I really loved that “Black Hole Sun” video too…
Hello Mr. Hamm…
Huh, so this adds quite a bit of weight to the theory that you can fit four penises in your mouth at once. It’s the collective ‘your’ though, that only applies to two people on the planet – this ‘lady’ and Steven Tyler.
“WHAT DID FISH POST ABOUT PAUL WALKER?!?!?!?”
OMG Alex! I never saw a penis that small!
Damn, I just had a feeling of inadequacy come over me…
Its a killer.
Hello Cameron Zzziiiiiiippppppppa!
On the movie set we call her the “Gapping maw of Dresden”.
“Enter my sex hole!”
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