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  1. Deacon Jones

    (opens door during house party, turns head yelling)

    “Hey! Alright guys, who the fuck was surfing craiglist for the underage male escorts again? Seriously, not funny!”

  2. Jeffiner

    the kid on the right looks like, “please put me out of my misery”.

    • Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

      Shoot em both, there’s no bag limit for douchebags.

    • Sherry G

      The kid on the right lives in LA, where he would never need that outfit, or ever be caught dead in it. The other one is a Canadian, and that’s just his first layer, wait till you see him with his second and third layer of clothes on. Talk about the Michelin Man. It sometimes gets so uber cold in Canada that I wonder just how long does it take them to get dressed in the morning. Just to put on all of those clothes must take two or three hours at least. Luckily, they’re not girls because add in blow dryers and waterproof makeup, and that would add on at least another hour, and you are up to about 3-4 hours.

  3. Cock Dr

    Now hitch up the huskies and get rolling.

  4. Canada eh?

    Almost made it.

  5. Jen

    you know. I used to just love Selena. Every time a story/picture comes out like this, it just chips away at my heart.

  6. Owen Tupper

    Matchy matchy looks gayey gayey

  7. Smapdi

    I know he’s just a kid, but damn, that Jaden is homely. Nepotism doesn’t make you cuter either.

    • Ina Garten's Panty Shield

      Will Smith is going to keep trying to force the little punk down our cultural throats. He already ruined ‘The Karate Kid’ franchise. Go away, ugly kid.

  8. karlito

    looks like two 12 yr old punks trying to act all ghetto. well a ghetto up north…. pretty much any native reservation in Canada.

    • Whyask

      Lame.

    • Cristian

      Bro, wearing fur is not ghetto… get your shit together, the only reason there are so many negative comments is because people TEND to be negative on forums and anonymous comment boards. Yes, people even hate on them on Facebook but that’s only when the vast majority of commentors are HATERS. I would be SHOCKED to see a comment like “Wow, these two have great style” simply because people just love to have that critical over-analytic, hater complex when they post on the internet.

  9. dan

    LV jackets? nobody says a thing about LV jackets? Can’t spell Ghetto with L – V.

  10. MarkM

    Message to John Hinckley, Jr: I think Jodie Foster would be REALLY impressed if something were to happen to these two! I’m just saying…

  11. Bonky

    What the fuck does Selena Gomez see in this douchebag ?

  12. Oh, Jesus, enough with these Madden twins already.

  13. DeucePickle

    We got no jobs, we got no food….our pet’s heads are fallin’ off !

  14. dontkillthemessenger

    I believe this style is known as Hood Fruit Couture.

  15. Ripley

    I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
    it’s the only way to be sure.

  16. McCauley Caulkin & Fresh Prince in Home Alone: Lost in New Brunswick.

  17. Sheppy

    They look *SOOOOOOO* cool!

  18. tito

    ewocawear

  19. Do_Freebird

    Somewhere, Jerry Sandusky has a raging boner.

  20. Two dudes proud to be dressed exactly alike are usually gay. Or in the military. Either of these two look like trained killers to you?

  21. ginger

    I so want to boot-fuck those smarmy looks off those two assholes.

  22. The Brown Streak

    Hundreds of Kardashians were slaughtered in the making of those boots.

  23. Johnny P!

    Two incredibly rich kids.
    One trying to be “blacker” (to attract a bigger audience),
    one trying to be “whiter” (to attract a bigger audience).
    Both looking like absolute dorks.
    “We are the wooorld…..!”

  24. GuyLeDouche

    “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer.”

  25. Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

    Better not let Khloe see these two.

  26. Time for a hunting accident? Someone? Anyone?

  27. ri

    That’s just enough fur for me to be able to take a shot. Where’s my orange hat?

  28. Whyask

    Science was correct: mediocre objects attract.

  29. nuttebutter

    and to think the ewoks were once a proud people….

  30. Maria

    In Norway we call those caps BF or “bjørnefitte” – which translates into “bear cunt”. Seems about right.

  31. Terry

    Gay as fuck.!!! And I’m no way homophobic but come on, even the gays would roll their eyes at that corny shit.

  32. Made with %100 Kardashian fur…. Maybe these boys should let their mommies start dressing them again

  33. AnnaDraconida

    They both look 13. But one of them is actually 17.

  34. Nanook

    Those outfits are wiggity-wiggity-wiggity wack.

  35. Problem?

    The pretentiousness in this picture is mind blowing

  36. jonesy

    Where is Amanda Seyfried’s ass?

  37. Nina

    Their legs look about 1.5 feet long. Midgets? In boots? Gay interracial midgets-in-boots porn? Damn you Usher.

  38. HTC

    Everybidy Jump! Jump!

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