(opens door during house party, turns head yelling)
“Hey! Alright guys, who the fuck was surfing craiglist for the underage male escorts again? Seriously, not funny!”
the kid on the right looks like, “please put me out of my misery”.
Shoot em both, there’s no bag limit for douchebags.
The kid on the right lives in LA, where he would never need that outfit, or ever be caught dead in it. The other one is a Canadian, and that’s just his first layer, wait till you see him with his second and third layer of clothes on. Talk about the Michelin Man. It sometimes gets so uber cold in Canada that I wonder just how long does it take them to get dressed in the morning. Just to put on all of those clothes must take two or three hours at least. Luckily, they’re not girls because add in blow dryers and waterproof makeup, and that would add on at least another hour, and you are up to about 3-4 hours.
Now hitch up the huskies and get rolling.
Almost made it.
You just made my night.
I’ll be here all week.
you know. I used to just love Selena. Every time a story/picture comes out like this, it just chips away at my heart.
Jeez, I’m sorry…but what the fuck does Selena have to do with these two tallywackers?
Oh wait! You mean Selena Gomez? Ohhhhhh…now I know who you’re talking about. I thought you meant the dead one. However, your comment still makes zero sense.
Matchy matchy looks gayey gayey
I know he’s just a kid, but damn, that Jaden is homely. Nepotism doesn’t make you cuter either.
Will Smith is going to keep trying to force the little punk down our cultural throats. He already ruined ‘The Karate Kid’ franchise. Go away, ugly kid.
looks like two 12 yr old punks trying to act all ghetto. well a ghetto up north…. pretty much any native reservation in Canada.
Bro, wearing fur is not ghetto… get your shit together, the only reason there are so many negative comments is because people TEND to be negative on forums and anonymous comment boards. Yes, people even hate on them on Facebook but that’s only when the vast majority of commentors are HATERS. I would be SHOCKED to see a comment like “Wow, these two have great style” simply because people just love to have that critical over-analytic, hater complex when they post on the internet.
LV jackets? nobody says a thing about LV jackets? Can’t spell Ghetto with L – V.
Message to John Hinckley, Jr: I think Jodie Foster would be REALLY impressed if something were to happen to these two! I’m just saying…
What the fuck does Selena Gomez see in this douchebag ?
Someone she can beat up?
I think she feels safe with someone whose testicles have yet to descend. With the Bieb she doesn’t have to worry about him trying to fuck her.
Oh, Jesus, enough with these Madden twins already.
We got no jobs, we got no food….our pet’s heads are fallin’ off !
ha ha oh lloyd christmas
I believe this style is known as Hood Fruit Couture.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
it’s the only way to be sure.
Prepare for immediate dust-off.
McCauley Caulkin & Fresh Prince in Home Alone: Lost in New Brunswick.
They look *SOOOOOOO* cool!
YEAAA a positive comment :DDD
Somewhere, Jerry Sandusky has a raging boner.
Two dudes proud to be dressed exactly alike are usually gay. Or in the military. Either of these two look like trained killers to you?
Their voices can kill.
I so want to boot-fuck those smarmy looks off those two assholes.
Hundreds of Kardashians were slaughtered in the making of those boots.
Two incredibly rich kids.
One trying to be “blacker” (to attract a bigger audience),
one trying to be “whiter” (to attract a bigger audience).
Both looking like absolute dorks.
“We are the wooorld…..!”
“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer.”
Better not let Khloe see these two.
Is “swag” a typo? “S” and “w” are on the same side of the keyboard as “f.”
Time for a hunting accident? Someone? Anyone?
That’s just enough fur for me to be able to take a shot. Where’s my orange hat?
Science was correct: mediocre objects attract.
and to think the ewoks were once a proud people….
In Norway we call those caps BF or “bjørnefitte” – which translates into “bear cunt”. Seems about right.
Gay as fuck.!!! And I’m no way homophobic but come on, even the gays would roll their eyes at that corny shit.
Made with %100 Kardashian fur…. Maybe these boys should let their mommies start dressing them again
They both look 13. But one of them is actually 17.
Those outfits are wiggity-wiggity-wiggity wack.
HA HA HA, you win, nice Kriss Kross reference.
Beat me to it, nice.
The pretentiousness in this picture is mind blowing
Where is Amanda Seyfried’s ass?
Their legs look about 1.5 feet long. Midgets? In boots? Gay interracial midgets-in-boots porn? Damn you Usher.
Everybidy Jump! Jump!
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Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith model their new swag boots on Twitter. (December 1, 2011)