superficial

  1. jorge

    j-toxx

    • Ugh

      Whoa. JWoww is a person? I’m seeing a face for the first time… She should cover up those boobs more often.

  2. JC

    Ain’t no amount of “supplements” and cosmetic surgery that’s going to stop her from weighing three bills in about 10 years.

  3. Rachael Ray is looking like shit these days.

    • Miss Moppet

      Agreed! When I first saw the pic I was like, Rachel Ray’s hair looks like shit. She needs to fix those roots.

  4. guttboy

    Truly repulsive…I would only fuck her from behind….

  5. Joe Blow

    Yuck.

  6. it had to be said

    She’s going straight from young whore to middle-aged whore.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    I always hated when those religious nuts would go on TV after a disaster and say it was GOD sending us a message.

    However, I’m confident that the recent superstorm was a message from GOD… “Even though Jersey Shore has been cancelled. I’m going to guarantee that by getting rid of the entire Jersey Shore.”

    (That’s a direct quote, BTW.)

  8. Johnny P!

    Love those shows where they give the homeless a free makeover!

  9. yourmom

    All that money on tits, and she should have been buying plugs.

  10. “And Lo on the eight day , the Lord saw the effects of the Jersey Shore cast on his great city, and verily he spoke : “Ah fuck it, scrap the whole place and lets start again’”

  11. DeucePickle

    “Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do.”

  12. Later

    JWhyyy?

  13. she’s hideous.

  14. Tron

    Sorry haters – I really like this slut.

  15. What if Snooki is just JWow time travelling from the future to warn her hot former self what she will become if she doesn’t finish her workout on the stair climber? My god, it’s all becoming so horribly clear.

  16. You can tell how cold it was that day if JWoww’s covering up her moneymakers.

  17. Know what would look really great on JWoww’s hair? SHAM-fucking-POO!

  18. Skeeter

    I’d probably be willing to sit on her face.

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