superficial

  1. jorge

    sad danny is sad

  2. I wonder if he took any of their jobs.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    his face looks like a funnel cake.

  4. guttboy

    I wonder if during all that time he spent in Folsom he ever figured he’d end up at some press conference in Moscow …..Good for him, another success story from the American Penal system.

  5. it had to be said

    That awkward moment when you realize the Soviets are gone . . .

  6. DeucePickle

    That guy has seen some things

  7. Contusion

    Reports of Castro’s death were premature.

  8. Someone just showed him how dumb he looked in yesterday’s picture with the Jonas brothers.

  9. B&WMinstrel

    Imagine how scary Stalin must have looked when he was alive

  10. Deacon Jones

    “In Soviet Russia, we laugh at “radiation” and dwee put dit in our skin lotion.”

  11. Halo

    Okay, who’s been playing with the wax museum thermostat?!

  12. This hat is made of Nutria.
    Well, that’s a kind of Sable.
    No, it’s a kind of rat.
    This is a rat hat?!

  13. “I CHALLENGE YOU, HARRY DEAN STANTON!”

  14. bewbs

    His eyes packed carry ons

  15. Please tell me he made that hat by skinning one/all of the Jonas Bros.

  16. EricLr

    Looks like someone is about to star in the most badass “Red Heat” remake EVER.

  17. Anna

    looks pretty much like a regular russian alcoholic

  18. I feel like I should make a “In Soviet Russia” joke, but I’m afraid Danny Trejo will find me and murder me if I do.

  19. He’s still fighting the cold war. The Russians never had a chance.

  20. rican

    “Anthony Kleidis, I am your father”

  21. Tillman

    The Child Catcher from “Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang” is looking a bit long in the tooth…

  22. In communist Russia, mustache wears you!

  23. Visible Ink

    A Russian bear once picked a fight with me. I twisted his nipples until he gave me his hat then beat him up again for wearing my hat.

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