“And so I was all alone and home and then these two guys broke in and I set traps for them and everything . . . it was exhausting!”
‘Gavin’s fucking his own sister? Bloody hell!’
“I’m just… I’m just so overwhelmed you guys picked me for The Best Junk Adjustment for a third year on a row…
I’d just like to thank both my hands for this honor…”
“…one posh leg on this side… another posh leg on this side… zigga zig ahhhhhh…”
I am so embarrassed..the walnut did in fact shoot up my ass.
That’s what happens when you leave him home alone.
Since he can’t land on a team in Europe, Beckham breaks out his has-beanie for ever practice and press conference.
Have beanie, will travel…
The ecstasy is finally kicking in…
He may look calm on the outside, but on the inside he’s yelling “Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”
“….Ohhh, you guys…Ok! Yes, Victoria’s boobs squeak when I squeeze them. Gosh!”
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David Beckham at a press conference for the LA Galaxy in Los Angeles. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN