“…and then I switched from coffee to herbal tea because I was getting a little jittery around mid-afternoon.”
There is no Ke$ha. There is only Zuul.
Yup. No frills and to the point. One of those first-things-that-comes-to-mind comments. I smiled. +1
Ew (there, I’ve saved you two keystrokes)
(i’m a minimalist)
She looks like one of the Lost Boys from the live action film “Hook”, except on fucking meth.
Her hair also looks like it has a fungal infection. IDK if that’s even possible, but seeing is believing.
White piedra caused by Trichosporon spp.
Alfred E. Newman is really not aging well, guys.
So apparently David Bowie had a child with… David Bowie?
Ha! Was just going to say David Bowie and Keith Richard’s love child *shudder*
Wow. Not a strong look. A strong odor, very likely, but not a strong look.
The gold tooth is what puts it over the top.
Ooo! Ooo! Azog, right? Isn’t this a leak from the new Hobbit film?
I think I’m in love.
i wouldn’t even put my dick in that mouth…
just close your eyes!
Yup, that’s about how I would expect Plague of the Four Horsemen to look, on a good day.
What the f*** is that??
NO MORE JARED LETO, FISH.
“I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn’t mean no harm, George”
By God, she is one unattractive woman.
And yet … (just kidding).
It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?
Ke$ha is basically Debbie Gibson’s mother who lives in a rusted out dumpster with pigeon feathers in her weave, sing-talks through all her songs, and sh*ts glitter.
She shits glitter? That would be awesome! But probably tough on the digestive tract.
Holy shit, it looks like someone backed a tow truck into that face.
Who is this beauty?
She’s just getting by on her looks.
Stop looking! We’ve found the perfect actress to play Lindsay Lohan in the inevitable Lifetime biopic. She’s not an actress you say? Well, neither is Lindsay…
Yo, where my grillz at? (no really, where are my fuckin’ teeth?)
She has all the sex appeal of reading a century’s worth of weather almanacs.
Halloween’s over, bit$h.
Let me just touch up those roots with some lawn furniture paint.
I hate when they push a super hot woman on us who doesn’t actually have any talent and…oops, nevermind.
If I looked like that, I would NEVER smile.
I swear, all she needs is a cowboy hat and I can envision the old Cheese Wheel commercial guy…”I hanker for a hunk of cheeeeeesse!”
So this is what Mozart looks llike right now.
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”
I’m going to open a class-action lawsuit against Photo Boy for presenting us with an unavoidable, malicious and vindictive visual assault on the eyes.
Who’s with me?
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold. Or both.
When did Sarah Jessica Parker get a gold tooth?
You guys, its not that she’s ugly. She common. And she just made bad choices on her hair, make up, and that god-awful gold tooth.
There is no Ke$ha, there is only Zuul.
Flava of Love Girl
She’s got that Romanian gypsy thing down.
It was only a matter of time before Golem went all glam. Hollywood ruins everyone.
Reminds me of Cletus from The Simpsons
Holy fucking shit dude! Maybe you should stop brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack and try toothpaste. And a shower appears to be in order. I can smell her through my monitor.
Did I miss the CB4 remake audition? Wait, they wanted a black person? Shit.
The internet has officially run out of pictures.
I think Hulk Hogan was bored and decorated one of his turds with some gold glitter.
Wait. I can’t go to jail on the 8th because I have 2nd row seats to a concert on the 9th. It’s Ke$sha and I’ll never get to see her again. She ma idul. Can’t you just tell the judge…People don’t understand. It’s not like I want to go to some random concert. It’s Ke$ha. That’s why I got these feathers in ma har. I bought clothes for the concurt. I got hotel ruums for the concurt. She’s my idul. I watch her videos 30 times a day. I’m obsessed with this gurl.
Still better looking than Lady Gaga.
Somebody has been partying with Lisa Robin Kelly.
“It’s not that bad, Roy.”
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Ke$ha in London. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN