1. Mr. Poop

    “Kendall, stand up straight. Bidding starts at 10 dollars!”

  2. Man, her pimp hand is strong…

  3. How much for the tall, skinny one to choke out the old, dry one?

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    Next lot from my collection: Young supple teenager. Bidding starts at 1,500.

  5. B&WMinstrel

    Remember books? They’re like Kindles made out of paper

  6. Purse in one hand… Kendall in the other… the lady likes to keep her money close.

  7. Next up on the auction block, ‘Kendall’…now she’s no Ken doll, she’s 16 years old, long, lean and ready to make that career breaking sex tape. Come on, let’s get those bids going before daddy realizes she’s gone. Do I hear $50…

  8. Joe

    Poor girl. Her life is completely fucked.

  9. Jade

    Kendall hasn’t yet realized that it is Stockholm Syndrome she is suffering from.

  10. Cock Dr

    I pity that girl. Her clan and gender = inevitable public abasement & doom

  11. Imagine how much money she’s going to make now the hot one is old enough.

  12. cc

    Kendall, you haven’t pimped out yet. There’s still time to make a break for it.

  13. “Honey get out of the way the nice men want to take mommy’s picture…I SAID MOVE!”

  14. EricLr

    Bringing out the new model whore.

  15. zomgbie

    they were very professional and equally prepared.
    pimp mamma kris had more than enough brochures at the ready listing all the important items such as availability, hourly rates, services and contact information.

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    How narcissistic is this old cow? Anyone with a basic of knowledge of painting/colors, knows that the color that contrasts with black the most is not white, but yellow. Guess who chose Kendall’s dress for her, so it would make her own *slimming* number stand out as much as it possibly could by association…

  17. squishy

    Now who was her father??

    • Olympic decathlon gold-medalist Bruce Jenner, duh. But you do raise a point I was about to myself: We can now pinpoint the source of the ass gene, and it was definitely not Kris Houghton Kardashian Todd Fisher Burton Jenner. Maybe Khloe really is a natural Kardashian.

  18. Admit it, you have at least considered what it would look like if Brody Jenner and Big Bird had a kid.

  19. Kendall is a fucking knockout. It will be interesting to see if there’s much transformation as she matures. Hopefully she’ll fill out enough to knock her mother’s teeth down her throat.

  20. SRT

    Way to wore your tenage daughter when you are in your fifties! This is shameles!!!!

  21. SRT


  22. That girl doesn’t have a chance in the world of being normal.

  23. It looks like Kris is holding a gun to her back.

  24. Bionic_Crouton

    “Mom, I’m hungry!”

    “You’ll eat AFTER your sex tape!”

  25. Tron

    “Kendal, go suck that photographers dick”

  26. Martina

    Kris is the hardest working pimp in Hollywood

  27. Dangles the Wonder Mule

    She’s got her hand holding her like a ‘six pack’ of beer………

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