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  1. Just swallow it, already.

  2. B&WMinstrel

    Can’t there be just one year when he doesn’t go as a cunt

  3. Moo Cow Hunter

    Yes, Your Honor! I promise not to beat up any more women… today.

  4. Smapdi

    Taking a dump won’t make you less full of crap, Christopher.

  5. Nice straps Orville Douchenbacher.

  6. Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…
    Don’t forget, my attorney said “Don’t open my mouth!”…

  7. More fiber dude.

  8. JC

    Fashion tip: If your “beard”just makes it look like you forgot to wash your face, then shave that shit off.

    • Schmidtler

      normally that is good advice, however, Douchenozzle here is at a probation hearing, and needed to cover up his “I kill Judges” and graphic post beating pic of Rhianna neck tattoos.

  9. Oscar

    what’s the point? the victim is letting him boink her again

  10. downwithmuffins

    ‘the second the country goes to shit i am going to murder everyone of these motherfuckers. nuff said’

  11. EricLr

    I’ve made great progress, your honor. That bitch hasn’t talked back in months now.

  12. Urvag

    Must…keep…lips..closed…in order to keep more bullshit from coming out of my mouth.

  13. Nothing like the look of a man who has been held accountable for his actions by both his victim and the legal system. Somber, contrite, and respectful. You can tell he’s learned from his mistakes. Like Casey Anthony.

  14. LilDeuceDeuce

    I like them French fried p’taters, mm-hmm.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Judge: You are a cocky little fucktard who is in here for beating up a woman who does’t have the sense to stay away from you. Anywhere else you would do real jail time but this is LA. and you are famous. Come in for the weekend around six and we’ll call it even.

  16. Colin

    Too much light in this window…don’t beat me up.

  17. Nemo Noman

    So yeah, your honor, her lip was all swollen up like this. It wasn’t swollen because of collagen or anything, if you get my meaning. Something might have run into it. Something sort of like my fist. Actually, something exactly like my fist. Get it? I beat women. Not men, only women. Men might hit back. I only hit women. And only if I outweigh them by a good margin. A woman who’s even close to my size? No way, she might hit back too. I’m looking for someone who I can just whale right in the face. Maybe bite her too. I liked that last time – the biting. What with me being a woman beater and all, that’s the sort of stuff I like. Beating up women.

  18. Jerkposter

    Fuck breezy.

  19. Oscar

    I would like to kilol these SOB

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