1. There are so many things wrong with the photo’s caption, it’s hard to even make fun of the photo…

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I think I’d trust Jerry Sandusky with babysitting duties more than this guy.

  3. Coyote

    That Dud is the Ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, and who told him how to carry a child

  4. Steelerchick

    Help!! Some man is kidnapping me.

  5. Any Guy

    this guy looks like he smells, all the time.

  6. Drop the kid, Ronson and let’s see those fingers!

  7. Evil Dick Tater

    Samantha’s sweater probably started out white. Swaddling that baby with nicotine patches would be preferable.

  8. Johnny P!

    Why, in the name of God, is Pete Doherty allowed around children?!?

  9. “Someone smells stinky! oh, it’s me…”

  10. cc

    Is there a name for this look, other than ‘shit’.

  11. DontMindMe_sf

    It wants its precious!

  12. Fester

    Baby: “Oh shit! Some other kid already drained these titties!”

  13. “OK, Girls, I caught one. Start preheating the oven.”

  14. maeby

    She licking the outside of her mouth. She’s on uppers.

  15. AnnaDraconida

    Her Pavlovian reflex is already kicking in

  16. mememe

    “Dammit, this one ain’t ripe yet!”

  17. whiskeyafternoon

    I hate this Twilight douche.

  18. Dali

    She is copping a feel on that little girl.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Poor kid just wants some milk but that well has run dry.

  20. Now there’s a woman born to be a mother. Just look at the way she’s carrying that kid… what a natural!

  21. AtomicMug

    “Hey, look! I just found a new lesbian!”

  22. “this one’s ripe, Jerry!!!”

  23. stevebeagle

    looking like Stan laurel

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