There are so many things wrong with the photo’s caption, it’s hard to even make fun of the photo…
I think I’d trust Jerry Sandusky with babysitting duties more than this guy.
That Dud is the Ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, and who told him how to carry a child
Help!! Some man is kidnapping me.
this guy looks like he smells, all the time.
It’s called the “Robert Pattinson Effect.”
Drop the kid, Ronson and let’s see those fingers!
Samantha’s sweater probably started out white. Swaddling that baby with nicotine patches would be preferable.
Why, in the name of God, is Pete Doherty allowed around children?!?
“Someone smells stinky! oh, it’s me…”
Is there a name for this look, other than ‘shit’.
It wants its precious!
Baby: “Oh shit! Some other kid already drained these titties!”
“OK, Girls, I caught one. Start preheating the oven.”
She licking the outside of her mouth. She’s on uppers.
She’s thinking Arby’s…
Her Pavlovian reflex is already kicking in
“Dammit, this one ain’t ripe yet!”
I hate this Twilight douche.
She is copping a feel on that little girl.
Poor kid just wants some milk but that well has run dry.
Now there’s a woman born to be a mother. Just look at the way she’s carrying that kid… what a natural!
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