The face of multiplicity, right here.

I’d like to see a photo from the night before
@zorbitor

what is that?

She looks good from far and far from good.

Must be early in the night. She only looks like shit, as opposed to death.

Jaundice-chic, how ummm…sexy?

I’ve heard about being ethnically diverse, but never planetary diversity. If I were her parents, I would have been checking the backyard for crop circles.

Looks like she’s been in the Crayola box again.

I think I need help. She has skin like John Boehner and I’m still attracted to her.

Face de laHurtya appears in an HBO series. That’s all she needs to appear in, thanks.

You’d be sad too if your face was melting.

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I find her unattractive.

Her bangs are on sideways, but that’s really the least of her problems

She’s fucked up like Scottie Pippen’s checkbook.

Worst tranny ever.

That face screams Oompa Loompa Bukake.

Her bangs are fine. It’s her face that’s on askew.

After careful consideration (for about 3 seconds) and some Googling, I’ve begun to wonder why she isn’t wearing any eye makeup. I think it might help. She does have a petty swingin’ body, especially her breasts (which do the swingin’) so she’s definitely doable.

My eyes just exploded.

Wow, Selena Gomez’ wax figure really doesn’t look like her at all.

Is there going to be an intervention for Paz de la Huerta anytime soon? Someone should get on that…

Is she drunk? Ha ha, of course she is.

After a recent global downturn in chocolate consumption, Willy Wonka and his Oompa Loompa’s switched to crack.

why is she jaundiced?

So, this is a Thai shemale website now?

Paz de la Muerte.

She looks like she was just gangbanged in the back seat of an IROC-Z.

I’m torn. Either she’s living only on carrots or someone convinced her that shade of foundation makes her look “tan.” Yikes! I had to look her up on IMDB just to figure out I’ve seen her on Boardwalk Empire.

her skin looks jaundiced, is she going to die soon…

If I stopped dyeing my hair, stopped washing my hair, stopped trimming my hair, and then slept on it wrong, it would look like that. Seems like an awful lot of effort and suffering, Paz, is this really what you wanted to achieve?

besides all the obvious things wrong, her features (individually) aren’t all that bad. she should work on highlighting her tiny, squinty eyes. and the yellow bags under her eyes – is that really jaundice or some cheap shitty bronzer?

coke head fucking some fat ass hollywood douche bag.

So this was the thing swinging around the hammer at the end of “Quarantine”!