superficial

  1. The face of multiplicity, right here.

    • Euroman

      If you forget about the face; the rack looks lovely. The problem is the minute I see the face I want to barf

  2. zorbitor

    I’d like to see a photo from the night before
    @zorbitor

  3. mrsmass

    what is that?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    She looks good from far and far from good.

  5. it had to be said

    Must be early in the night. She only looks like shit, as opposed to death.

  6. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    Jaundice-chic, how ummm…sexy?

  7. I’ve heard about being ethnically diverse, but never planetary diversity. If I were her parents, I would have been checking the backyard for crop circles.

  8. Cock Dr

    Looks like she’s been in the Crayola box again.

  9. Evil Dick Tater

    I think I need help. She has skin like John Boehner and I’m still attracted to her.

  10. Johnny P!

    Face de laHurtya appears in an HBO series. That’s all she needs to appear in, thanks.

  11. You’d be sad too if your face was melting.

  12. cc

    ‘Y&J Multiplicity by Robert Verdi Jewelry Collection’
    Slogan: If you want to look like a busted celebrity.

  13. Sheppy

    I find her unattractive.

  14. DontMindMe_sf

    Her bangs are on sideways, but that’s really the least of her problems

  15. She’s fucked up like Scottie Pippen’s checkbook.

  16. EricLr

    Worst tranny ever.

  17. That face screams Oompa Loompa Bukake.

  18. Her bangs are fine. It’s her face that’s on askew.

  19. After careful consideration (for about 3 seconds) and some Googling, I’ve begun to wonder why she isn’t wearing any eye makeup. I think it might help. She does have a petty swingin’ body, especially her breasts (which do the swingin’) so she’s definitely doable.

  20. AnnaDraconida

    My eyes just exploded.

  21. Contusion

    Wow, Selena Gomez’ wax figure really doesn’t look like her at all.

  22. TetterkeT

    Is there going to be an intervention for Paz de la Huerta anytime soon? Someone should get on that…

  23. Venom

    Is she drunk? Ha ha, of course she is.

  24. MRF

    After a recent global downturn in chocolate consumption, Willy Wonka and his Oompa Loompa’s switched to crack.

  25. Dali

    why is she jaundiced?

  26. So, this is a Thai shemale website now?

  27. Colin

    Paz de la Muerte.

  28. She looks like she was just gangbanged in the back seat of an IROC-Z.

  29. BE

    I’m torn. Either she’s living only on carrots or someone convinced her that shade of foundation makes her look “tan.” Yikes! I had to look her up on IMDB just to figure out I’ve seen her on Boardwalk Empire.

  30. evilive

    her skin looks jaundiced, is she going to die soon…

  31. CranAppleSnapple

    If I stopped dyeing my hair, stopped washing my hair, stopped trimming my hair, and then slept on it wrong, it would look like that. Seems like an awful lot of effort and suffering, Paz, is this really what you wanted to achieve?

  32. besides all the obvious things wrong, her features (individually) aren’t all that bad. she should work on highlighting her tiny, squinty eyes. and the yellow bags under her eyes – is that really jaundice or some cheap shitty bronzer?

  33. Terry

    coke head fucking some fat ass hollywood douche bag.

  34. schaft

    So this was the thing swinging around the hammer at the end of “Quarantine”!

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