Him: I’m so happy to be here!
Her: Oh God. He’s so happy to be here.
She looks so smug now that she has her LoveBot3000 all programmed up just right.
Her GOOP is showing
She is wearing the smug look of a woman that says “I own you.” He is wearing the helpless look of a man that says “You own me.”
Looks like she stores each of his balls in a breast.
What he’s feeling is the gravitational pull of a planet on some asteroids. The asteroids are his sperm, and the planet is her cooch.
Planet Cooch. Is Branson offering round-trip fiights?
I hear it’s nice to visit, but nobody wants to stay.
Isn’t planet cooch one of those Mormon planets?
I bet he doesn’t even get to see her naked. She just sends him 30 second trailers that promise nudity and sex.
LOL! Nice one.
she’s posing like that to stretch out her neck so you can’t see how saggy and wrinkly it is. that’s the thing about women. you can always tell their age by their necks, hands and knees. the saggiest parts of the body. she ain’t fooling a soul.
I’d still rail her. WTF was Brad Pitt thinking?
Jolie does anal.
Girls who don’t do anal need not apply.
They both look like they’ve just gotten anal
She also kisses her brother on the mouth.
I beg to differ; they both look like some ass porking just went down in the limo on their way there.
But Jenny DOES Anal! I thought everyone knows by now! Here is her old boyfriend preparing her for it:
Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian.
Awesome, she eats the same thing I do.
Him: “I’m fucking Jennifer Aniston!”
Her: “How long do I have to put up with this asshole? Why did I settle for this guy?”
She looks like she’s trying to fart discreetly
he looks like Jude Law’s character Gigolo Joe from Ai
that guy looks very gay
Jen whispering angrily: “Get your fucking finger out of my asshole”.
Justin through clenched teeth: ” I can’t, it’s frozen”.
Best of luck to ya Jen.
You’d think after 25 times they’d decide Ben Stiller had enough of these awards.
Does she not have a gaydar?
He’s like a gay, sweaty, plastic Cary Grant with fake eyebrows.
They’re both thinking they hit the jackpot, except they both mean a different thing.
“Why am I here? I could be making a shitty Romantic Comedy right now!”
I hate to be crude, but both of those looks say “Yes. She sucks my dick”. Good for him.
This is the photo that 75 year old Hollywood couples take together.
Jeniffer turns up the speed on Justin’s remote controlled Scorpion Stinger.
Balls, I can’t spell Jennifer.
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