1. Promise to keep your pencil away from me, deal?

  2. Moo Cow Hunter

    I suppose holding a dog makes Usher the woman in this relationship. Unless he was just ordered to take the dog for a walk…

  3. Deacon Jones

    More like “Penises of Promise”

  4. Animal

    Time has been kind to Stephen Hawking.

  5. MegP

    He has the red shoes and ToTo… no doubt he’s fan of Dorothy.

  6. Looks like Bieber’s been replaced. Not sure by whom, though.

  7. I have to be honest, I can’t see why these gay rumours persist. He. Is. GAAAAAAAYYYYYY. Seriously. If this guy were any more flaming the Fire Marshal would have showed up and shut the place down.

  8. Not pictured: Justin Bieber gargling Usher’s balls.

  9. Adam Braun

    FYI, your penis reeks of Bieber.

  10. Richard Gere

    Evidently a gerbil can no longer satisfy Mr. Usher.

  11. I guess once you’ve been at it for so long, a gerbil just doesn’t do the trick anymore.

  12. A Pencils of Promise event featuring two Pencil Dicks.

  13. Buddy The Elf

    I’m rich, so it’s totally cool if I tote around a dog as an accessory even though you cannot.

  14. Wow, he really is gay….all this time I thought you were joking.

  15. Kelsey

    …and if you come with me I’ll show you my van full of puppies.

  16. Contusion

    Usher: “Let Stephen Colbert know that if Donald Trump doesn’t take him up on the offer, maybe I could help out.”

  17. Urvag

    This photo is screaming heterosexuality.

  18. 1NDUN

    Ushering in a new age of posterior.

  19. The dog is great, the men, not so much.

  20. Eustace Haney

    When did Usher come out?

  21. Ira McMurray

    Who’s fudgepacking who ?

  22. Stuart Terwilicker

    Boys , get a room !

  23. Swearin

    This photo has everything the GOP is against – gays, blacks and bitches

  24. Josie

    Awww dat doggy is cute

  25. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    That puppy seems very uncomfortable about the slumber party that’s just been planned…

  26. Mike701

    They were excited until they found out it wasn’t the “Penis of Promise Gala”

    • Al Pacino

      No , they thought it was the “Promise of Penis ” Gala .
      They are both illiterate and only think about fudgepacking.

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