Heidi Klum and her new boyfriend/bodyguard, Martin Kirsten, in a novelty photo from Disney California Adventure in Anaheim, CA. (October 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The original Photoshop.
such a beautiful woman, with such a terrible taste in men
Seal’s better looking than that schmuck.
Dude looks like Klitsko after a 12 round ass beating.
…’cause I guess the one where you put your face on the cover of a fashion magazine might be a little awkward.
Well, his hat is black.
She’s dating Danny Bonaduce now?!?
I thought that was the real Taylor Swift for a second.
Evidently he’s prepared to stand his ground if Seal shows up brandishing Skittles.
How effective is a bodyguard that’s had his nose broken twice before?
Whew! I’m glad you mentioned it was a novelty photo…for a minute there I thought they’d gone Back…to the Future!
damn she likes them ugly (but well hung I bet)
“German shephard starts barking. He’s barking at me. I mean, it’s obvious. He’s barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, “Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!” Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there’s the shock of it… -BAM!… -right in the face. I’m standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me.”
Putin needs a shave.
Dude looks like Zach Braff with stubble.
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