1. Not only does he wrap pink sweaters over his shoulder…

  2. Someone guerrilla masked him.

  3. Raoul

    “Hey, Leto. Scott. Look up and to your right. Checkmate!”

  4. YAAR

    On the other end is Jared Leto. They are having a conversation about who is douchier.

  5. “yeah dude, I’m standing right in the spot. Kris was all on her back with a leaf blower…Kourtney’s skirt was up around her ears. This whole family of bitches are shameless, but I’M the douchebag?”

  6. Troll's Nighmare

    You have called the suicide hotline:
    - For loss of hope, press 1
    - For manic-depression, press 2
    - If you are Scott Disick, jump

  7. bbiowa

    In an alternate universe, there is no reason for this guy to exist. Actually, there’s no reason in this one, either.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Get your ass back inside you filthy prick.

  9. cc

    Oh wait, is that a red dot I see in the middle of his chest? Hallelujah.. ah shit it’s just a speck on my glasses.

  10. Animal

    When’s he going to remove the extraneous “is” from his last name?

  11. Joe Blow

    “Say hello to… mah lil friend.”

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    He’s calling in sick to his make believe job.

  13. Banjobraids

    Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.

    • I’m pretty sure that if we added up all the American Psycho quotes people have posted on the Scott Disick pages here, we could re-construct the entire screenplay.

      In other words: stop. This hasn’t been funny, let alone original, for some time.

  14. Josie

    wow he has really transformed himself into lookin like a homeless guy

  15. Skink

    Too funny, Scott Dicksuck trying to look like a manly man. LOL!!!

  16. Douche

    ‘Sup bro?

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