Langella attended the David Carradine School of self-help.

That is one ugly key fob.

and they picked this right back up at the hotel later on.

“Now massage my balls…..”

“…and then this end ties over the closet rod”

The secret is that you only cut off the air for 90 seconds…that’s time enough for any man to finish his…finish.

Jake Schreier…he’s a creepy looking mother fucker.

Every time Frank Langella gets his picture taken, he is beating some guy.

Look what I found in my closet!

“Suppossed to make the sex more pleasurable this way.”

The act of being choked by someone else while you play with yourself. They call it “Frankin’ it”.

You know Whoopi Goldberg was his first piece of meat, right?

Okay, that’s it; skinny pants need to go the fuck to sleep already.

And here is a scene from the sequel, Leatherman and Slave.

Frank’s taken a liking to displaying his sexual proclivities in public in his old age.

I know Hollywood is a cutthroat business but damn, right on the red carpet?!

First he is mashing Franco’s face down towards his nether regions and now he is play hanging someone…this guy really does not take pics well with others!!