1. Jojojojo

    “I know it was you, Michael. You broke Tarantino’s heart! You broke it!”

  2. coljack

    “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

    “Haha – good one, Danny. Lethal Weapon. Very funny.”

    “No, Michael, I mean it. Please kill me before I have to go to another one of these things.”

  3. JimBB

    I’m not to old for this shit in my pants.

  4. “You got that $50 you owe me since you sold Tarantino’s script?”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Michael, I had the most awesome night. These women fed me applesauce, undressed me, and gave me a bath. It was so hot.

    Danny, I think you just described a Nursing Home.

  6. malaka

    attempting the simultaneous vulcan neck pinch.

  7. cc

    ‘Your hair is the fakest shit I’ve seen’

  8. *whispers: “You’re getting too old for this shit”

  9. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “I’ve always hated you, cracker.”

  10. meeps!

    “I’ma outlive you, son.”

  11. Forget Danny whispering sweet nothings in Michael’s ear, its the Eye of Hauer that is freaking me out.

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