Also. fake tits
She’s had the fake tits forever. But ‘er face? Uck. More in love with her ugly self than Kim K. Toilet in the background, so classy!!
Is she trying to appeal to my Nazi-sheitze fetish?
Impressed with the amount of toilet paper she needed to clean that enormous hiney. Just look at the waste basket – it is overflowing!!
I never have figured out why women always generate little wadded up balls of toliet paper that fill up the trash can.
Do you really wanna know?
Wrapped up tampon applicators. You’re welcome.
Pretty sure that’s a laundry basket. But still. Clean your shit up before you start posting pictures. And given the amount of photoshopping this particular shot has been subjected to, I’m surprised she didn’t chop out the garbage and drop in George Clooney in its place.
She’s past toilet paper, thats a large towel loaded with doo-doo butter.
LOL! “Doo-doo butter”
More like voodoo butter.
Employees must wash hands before returning to work.
Awww, it’s so cute to watch her keep trying to out-whore the rest of the internet.
what exactly does she do for a living?
This is her full time job apparently.
That question will be answered very soon. She’s going to reunite with her former girl group Danity Kane for a new album… whenever that’s gonna be.
Aubrey O’DayRatesAvailable. Outcalls a specialty.
Nothing says classy like a self picture in front of a toilet.
That fact the garbage bin and the laundry bin add a certain je ne sais quoi
What the hell? When did she turn into a 45-year-old mother of three who just got excited about her Groupon Day-Spa?!
At first, I thought this was a ‘found photo’ from a failed ‘Bond Girl’ audition from the 70′s.
Actually, it still kinda is…
no Joanna Krupa pics? Damn. *pulls shades down, lays on floor*
My first thought when I saw this was “Now she’s going to lose custody of the sextuplets for sure!”
Hmm, someone is working on her Photoshop game. I haven’t found any wavy lines yet…
Although that toilet looks like it’s shaped or angled weird. I shall continue to examine.
Look at the shadow under the toilet. And the toilet shown between her legs. And the toilet seat cover on her right hip (your left), hmm she’s in a mirror so her left? Whatever. Toilet seat cover your left, her hip. Shadow under the painting above the toilet.
The rest on right is harder to detect because it’s just painted wall behind her.
It’s also harder because she learned not to put two Photoshopped pictures together so that we could compare and contrast basic shapes. Clever girl.
She has a full-length mirror directly in front of where she shits? Whyyyy.
She looks constipated.
God, she’s fucking sexy! I love that hourglass figure.
What does Courtney Stodden have to say about all this?
This is what happens when the Barbie (TM) factory moves to China.
Instagram is the online capital city of Whoredom now. PS. This woman is 29 years old, which is just sad
All of that rubbish in the background, but no paper bag?
The paper flushes down the toilet, presumably.
What kind of body is that? The one with vacant brain.
butt back, leannnn forward to even out the perspective. now if she can just figure out how to walk this way all the time.
Sticking your ass out doesn’t do me any good when you’re shooting the front… dumb bitch…
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Aubrey O'Day posted this pic to Instagram. (January 23, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN