Bradley Cooper at the premiere of Silver Linings Playbook in Paris. (January 17, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“‘E iz, how you say… Bag of douche?”
“Why yes, I AM a smoker…how did you know?”
“Brothers and sisters, I have been healed. I used to look like Russell Brand. But now I look like this through the power of JEEBUS!”
halp me jeebus
“And now I’d like to sing Taylor Swift’s song “Fifteen,” because that’s how many microseconds I waited before shooting down her request for a date. Its also how many times I’ve slept with One Direction. Love you, Taytay!”
Dude, you’re fucked :)
You love me! You really love me!… Wait, this isn’t an Oscar…
How did Seth Green get so greasy?
Here, let me breathe in your face.
Hey Taylor, remember me? I’m the guy who told you to go fuck yourself.
He’d get alot more dick if he’d take a friggin bath.
seriously, right here–>in my mouth.
Pumping that like a dick won’t make it cum, Brad
^jealous. good looking. decent actor. *falls asleep*
reminds me of that bisexual/GHEY guy who couldn’t commit, i once dated.
His French is a bit rusty and he has a bit of an accent, but he’s fluent.
What an ugly looking individual. Ferret man.
2012’s recipient of the Mr. Moist Award goes to…
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