Mitt Romney’s Penis is THIS big!
“I…. I can’t…. I just could believe it was this big…”
Matt looks glib.
Michael Lohan talking about Lindsay: “And then I saw she had a coke straw in each hand, like this!”
“There. Finally flossed that Obama ass hair that’s been stuck in there for three years.”
“…And then I grabbed old Peter Jennings by the nipples and said ‘Tune in Tokyo… Come in Calcutta… True story…'”
Katie Couric titty twister move… it’s patented.
“But I’m a Republican! I can’t be wrong!”
“Jesus! For the last time, I didn’t ‘Set Kanye up.’ He’s just stupid.”
“And I would have handled the whole thing differently if someone would have told me he was a gay fish.”
“I said I am a damn JOURNALIST! Don’t call me a CELEBRITY again!”
Jesus. Between this and the Willard Scott pic, I’m beginning to think someone put LSD in The Today Show’s coffee that day.
“You too can make a fortune by putting tiny little ads in newspapers…”
Very strong urge to punch this guy has been bubbling up for years here….
“I told the doctor I was tired of wearing glasses so he gave me this invisible pair…”
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