1. “I’ll take who’s fatter, balder and uglier for $600 Alex.” Who is Willard Scott and Al Roker?

  2. Checking for crumbs on his tie.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Aging is a motherfucker.

  4. “sorry for that colored remark, Slappy.”

  5. Al laughed off the “shoeshine boy” joke, knowing that Willard wouldn’t survive the winter.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “I’ve got some brotha in me, Al. Dont believe me? Look at my hand, man!”

  7. The Pope

    That’s the biggest pair of boobs that I’ve seen on this site all year!

  8. “How are ya, man? Haven’t seen you in…wow, how long. It’s been too long. Wow, you, you’ve lost weight. Good for you. Good for you. Ohhhhhhh, what a great tie. Who—who makes this tie? Who makes this tie? It’s nice. It’s so nice. Can you, can you find the girl to get me another Bloody Mary? I love you, man.”

  9. Frank The Duck

    ” Al there is jam on your tie … have you been seeing my birthday gals?”

  10. Dweezel

    Remember when Al Roker said that he’d drop Spencer Pratt “like a bag of dirt”. That was awesome.

  11. “Hey, Al, this is MY fucking tie. I left it in my top drawer…so anyway, then there was the time we raided the commissary and ate up all the pudding…”

  12. Contusion

    I think that’s Joey Bishop and Sammy.

  13. vandinz


  14. bigalkie

    Tony Sopranos says ” Smile and look happy. If you ever come near my Meadow again, very bad things will happen to you “.

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