1. “Yo dawg, I heard you like Sam Jackson so I put a Sam Jackson in your Sam Jackson…”

  2. “There has been a rashon of burglaries caused by myself, here is police sketching, if you’ve seen me call 911.”

  3. Even an actor of Samuel L. Jackson’s caliber can’t fake being impressed by that piece of crap.

  4. He’s wondering why he signed a drawing of Damon Wayons.

  5. Oz Matters

    Why is he holding a picture of Duane Dibbley?


  7. “So I guess we all just look alike huh?”

  8. color blind

    Didn’t realize Sam and Bokeem Woodbine looked so alike.

  9. it had to be said

    I see that there is a mash-up of Shaq and Sam Jackson, but why isn’t Shaq there for the presentation?

  10. Well, he did say he wanted to walk the Earth like Caine in “Kung Fu.”

  11. So the artist interpretation is Mr. Clean and Tiger Woods…

  12. Bonky

    Absolutely awful. He should sue.

  13. Toy Story

    Does it also come with magnetic dust and pointer stick?

  14. Jewel

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

  15. And everyone laughs at me because I keep confusing Samuel L. Jackson and Laurence Fishburne… Who’s racist now, you bastards?!

  16. Warren Piece

    “I have had it with these motherf*ckin’ teeth in this motherf*ckin’ mouth!”

  17. Ismoss

    I have one word for this “Shit sandwich”

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