Samuel L. Jackson at the unveiling of Sardi's portraits for the cast of The Mountaintop in New York City. (January 12, 2012)
“Yo dawg, I heard you like Sam Jackson so I put a Sam Jackson in your Sam Jackson…”
“There has been a rashon of burglaries caused by myself, here is police sketching, if you’ve seen me call 911.”
here is the (dammit)
Even an actor of Samuel L. Jackson’s caliber can’t fake being impressed by that piece of crap.
FFS no shit! haha
I’ll grant that it is a fair likeness if it was rendered by an artist with a brush lodged in their urethra.
Nah, that was definitely sphincter painted!
I have been an art student for a couple years now and even with MY miniscule abilities can do a better rendering of Mr. SAMUEL Jackson.
roBeRt, I hate to be a dick, but I gotta be me…
I’m glad to see people are still going to art school. I HATE making my own espresso.
He’s wondering why he signed a drawing of Damon Wayons.
Why is he holding a picture of Duane Dibbley?
“CARICATURES, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU LIKE THEM?”
“So I guess we all just look alike huh?”
It’s a well-known fact that all minorities look like their ethnic siblings. Just look at OJ Simpson and Whoopie Goldberg: dead ringers!
Didn’t realize Sam and Bokeem Woodbine looked so alike. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0940158/
I see that there is a mash-up of Shaq and Sam Jackson, but why isn’t Shaq there for the presentation?
Well, he did say he wanted to walk the Earth like Caine in “Kung Fu.”
So the artist interpretation is Mr. Clean and Tiger Woods…
throw in Lauren Hutton, and you nailed it.
Absolutely awful. He should sue.
Does it also come with magnetic dust and pointer stick?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
And everyone laughs at me because I keep confusing Samuel L. Jackson and Laurence Fishburne… Who’s racist now, you bastards?!
“I have had it with these motherf*ckin’ teeth in this motherf*ckin’ mouth!”
I have one word for this “Shit sandwich”
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