superficial

  1. “We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey?
    We’re still married…right honey?…”

  2. robb7

    This guy is 3 days from either killing her or himself.

  3. JimBB

    Poor thing tried reading a book with no pictures in it.

  4. WTF did we do last night?
    I can’t remember a thing…
    I called Pete this morning and he said it’s 2014 already and something about Congratulations…

  5. This man and Billy Ray’s dog have shockingly similar facial expressions, although Ryan looks like he might still have the will to try to get away rather than just run out in front of the next bus.

  6. “AndsoIsaidwhydon’tweplaydressupwhereI’mLoiLaneandyou’resupermanandhesaidthatwouldbealitleweirdandsoIsaidlet’stryitanyanywayandyoucanhavethisgiantgreendildoandii’llwearcrotchlesspantiesandpretendtodropmynotebookintotalshockthatyourfavoritecolorispinkandyourunyourhandsupthebackofmylegswhenI’mbentoverandthenheinterruptedmeandsaidwhycouldn’twejusthavegrownupsexandisaiditwillturnintogrownupsexandhesaidbutwithoutthedildoandisaidokwecandothatandsowewentbacktohisplaceandwhenIgotoutoftheshowerIheardthefrotndoorslamandIchasedhimdownthestreetwithmybathrobeonanditfelloffandhewouldn’tstop…”

  7. “I’ve made a terrible mistake…”

  8. Stan

    I think that they just don’t give a flying F###, anymore.

  9. tlmck

    The face of a man who just realizes what he has done.

  10. “Wow! You suffer from the same condition as the guy from Memento? Tell me all about it while we get married again!”

  11. Uh oh. The drugs are wearing off, Kaley.

  12. He will divorce her very soon. She is dumb as a rock, because what person will ever have that look on her face. I literally feel how stupid she is.

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