1. Frank Burns

    “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”

  2. B&WMnstrl

    “I have always relied on the kindness of strangers I’ve blown”

  3. Both of you above: right playwright, wrong play.

  4. What is it with talentless pieces of glorified eye-candy and doing plays? Trying to prove how totally awful they are?

    • Yeah, it’s not like she won a Tony Award when she was on Broadway two years ago—oh wait, no, she did win a Tony two years ago.

      “Oh, they just gave her a Tony because she’s a movie star!”

      Yeahhh, no. The Tonys don’t give awards out to bad actresses just because they’re famous.

  5. The cat won’t be on the roof for long after seeing those tits.

  6. That’s not “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof”, it’s “Moist Pussy On A Grandma Quilt”

  7. Edvard Munch

    Looking pretty hot.

  8. tlmck

    “‘Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”

  9. JonnyHildo

    “Ohhhhh..who sits on th bed , and helps me pitch a tent…SPONGETHIGHS SQUAREBOOBS!!”

  10. Meat Flaps

    Shes so gross

  11. Urbanspaceman

    In the play Maggie the Cat found out that she married gay man. Sounds like the old life imitates art story here.

  12. rj

    I bet her accent was just as good as it was in the Boleyn movie!

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