Samantha Ronson in New York City. (October 31, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that’s no costume.
Zombie Kristen Stewart? Nice work, Sam.
Zombie Kristen Stewart is redundant.
Time to turn off the internet for the day, it has been won by this guy.
so fresh looking. Bet she smells great.
She might smell like grampa farts and hamster nuts, don’t ask me why I know that I have a weird life.
i like you
Imagine the bad photo power couple that her(?) and Daniel Radcliffe would make!
Wait. I thought Lou Reed just died.
Close. About the same amount of weirdness, drug use, and Hep C.
All in all, I’d rather bang Aretha Franklin.
agreed. Because you know if you banged Samantha, she’d lay there emotionless and occasionally ask, “Dad, are you done?”
Miley in 5 years.
She looks like she ate bad clams.
3 feet to the left…half a dozen kids who just soiled their costumes. And two adults.
This is what Justin Bieber will look like in five years when he’s sucking dicks under a bridge.
…table in an old people’s home.
Finished it for you.
Sadly, this is the best she’s ever looked.
I think of the money she makes. Then I think of how hard I work for my money. And how she makes more in a freaking week than I make in a year.
then some more oingo boingo lyrics flood my mind:
I had a dream last night / The world was set on fire
And everywhere I ran / There wasn’t any water
The temperature increased / The sky was crimson red
The clouds turned into smoke / And everyone was dead
but There’s a smile on my face . . . For everyone
And just when I think–That things are in their place
The heavens are secure–The whole thing explodes in my face
okay, did I mention I was drunk and a tad resentful? Cuz if not, you can just vote me down now. This is why I don’t have Fish’s job, cuz every Friday I’d get wrecked and start posting random shit. I don’t know how he avoids the temptation.
Kids, don’t do drugs … and fail to complete the job
“You rang ?”
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