superficial

  1. SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that’s no costume.

  2. JPC

    Zombie Kristen Stewart? Nice work, Sam.

  3. so fresh looking. Bet she smells great.

  4. She might smell like grampa farts and hamster nuts, don’t ask me why I know that I have a weird life.

  5. renotastic

    BRAAAAINS…and pussy!

  6. Imagine the bad photo power couple that her(?) and Daniel Radcliffe would make!

  7. Minky Wail

    Wait. I thought Lou Reed just died.

  8. All in all, I’d rather bang Aretha Franklin.

    • agreed. Because you know if you banged Samantha, she’d lay there emotionless and occasionally ask, “Dad, are you done?”

  9. JC

    Miley in 5 years.

  10. She looks like she ate bad clams.

  11. cc

    3 feet to the left…half a dozen kids who just soiled their costumes. And two adults.

  12. This is what Justin Bieber will look like in five years when he’s sucking dicks under a bridge.

  13. Sadly, this is the best she’s ever looked.

  14. I think of the money she makes. Then I think of how hard I work for my money. And how she makes more in a freaking week than I make in a year.

    then some more oingo boingo lyrics flood my mind:

    I had a dream last night / The world was set on fire
    And everywhere I ran / There wasn’t any water
    The temperature increased / The sky was crimson red
    The clouds turned into smoke / And everyone was dead
    but There’s a smile on my face . . . For everyone

    And just when I think–That things are in their place
    The heavens are secure–The whole thing explodes in my face

    okay, did I mention I was drunk and a tad resentful? Cuz if not, you can just vote me down now. This is why I don’t have Fish’s job, cuz every Friday I’d get wrecked and start posting random shit. I don’t know how he avoids the temptation.

  15. martina

    Kids, don’t do drugs … and fail to complete the job

  16. “You rang ?”

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