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  1. Contusion

    Not pictured: Pink (because what Paparazzo would want to take photos of Carey Hart?)

  2. I can’t help but notice that the paparazzo doesn’t seem to be the least bit worried It’s hard to be intimidating when you have to look up at the other person; trust me, I know this well.

  3. You may think you’re tough with all your girlie tats but if you don’t shut the fuck up I’m gonna cap your ass.

  4. That’s funny. His hat’s too big for his itty-bitty head.

  5. We all know who he really fears. And she has a much bigger penis than either of them…

  6. it had to be said

    I can’t believe that Carey Hart is getting into it with Danny Glover. The dude’s like 70.

  7. The Pope

    “Wait, which one of us is the celebrity and which is the paparazzi?”

    • Agree. I really couldn’t tell you which one of these is Corey Hart. (Oh—CArey Hart? Thanks.) But if I had to guess, I’d say the guy on the left is the paparazzo, since between the two of them, he looks like the one who can hold down an actual job.

  8. I guess neck tattoo’s make you feel taller…and less scrawny douche-baggy.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I don’t care man, you’re still not coloured.”

  10. “Like what you see? Why don’t you take a picture-WAIT A MINUTE!”

  11. “I only wear them at night.”

  12. The Brown Streak

    “You can’t just have a bunch of tattoos and call yourself an NBA player. You’ve got it half right, though.”

  13. Was he ever able to bully the paparazzo into taking his picture?

  14. bdkitti

    Dude doesn’t look like a paparazzo. He doesn’t have a camera or anything. He just looks like somebody’s dad out taking a walk. And the look on his face is like “Don’t make me have to put my foot in your ass. Now run home to your mama, little tattooed skater punk”

  15. Carey: Why aren’t you taking my picture?
    Black Superman Paparazzo: I’m sorry?
    Carey: I’m famous and shit.
    Black Superman Paparazzo: Uh huh.
    Carey: Take my fucking picture or I’ll kick your ass old man.
    Black Superman Paparazzo: Whatever.
    Carey: Goddamnit, I have neck tats! Take my fucking picture!!!
    Black Superman Paparazzo (walking away): I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

  16. “Say ‘what’ again!”

  17. vekfan

    I dunno which is which, but look at the body language. The black guy, hands in pockets, could drop the other clown in seconds.

  18. philio

    Listen to what I am telling you son, Andy Dufresne crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

  19. Honey

    Need a step ladder?

  20. Jaged

    Could he puff out his chest any more I wonder? too funny.

  21. Bigalkie

    Anthropology Class 101: Here we witness the scared young homo; Notice how it adorns it’s body with markings called tattoo’s.This is a fear based reaction: What is it afraid of ? Getting it’s puny white douchebag ass kicked. It thinks that this will frighten its natural predator’s away. Due to a lack of intelligence, it often finds itself in jail. Once incarcerated, it takes on a new name, PUNK.

  22. “That’s right mother fucker…you take one more picture and I’ll got get my wife out of the car to beat your ass.”

  23. Juaquin ingles

    Right guy typical Napoleon douche. I bet the guy on the left is all of 5’10″

  24. Flieber

    Unless he’s got a tiny little point-n-shoot in the pocket of his hoodie, how is this guy a pap?

  25. TaT

    So funny he picked the old man to mess with. Didn’t he see the video where that friggin video where that 80 year old man kicked the crap out of the dude on the bus? Douche.

  26. Yeah, I wear my sunglasses at night motherfucker, what you gonna do ’bout it?

  27. 2for2true

    WHO?

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