1. Contusion

    “Someone make sure to go wake Nick up a few minutes before the premier.”

  2. Juice is Lose

    Just pay me in crack.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Does he wear his hat to the bathroom or his bathrobe to events?

  4. If a younger person did this, it would be funny. This just looks like a guy who wandered away from his assisted living facility.

  5. Looks like they caught him going out for his newspaper.

  6. It’s like he never wanted to let go of “Down and out in Beverly Hills”…

  7. Johnny P!

    The pant legs only go up to the knees, and are held in place by rubber bands. You don’t want him to open that coat.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Who knows what secrets lie beneath the cushions of the La-Z-Boy? The Pajama knows!

  9. it had to be said

    Looks like he ran out of Luck.


  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Yesterday, The High Chaparral. Today, Pyjamas in Banana.

  11. “Go Go Gadget Liquor Store!”

  12. Fuck it all away

    It’s a gold bath robe because gold is so classy.

  13. “I’m wearing gold as a tribute to the Oscar. (Hint, hint, Academy.)”

  14. The Brown Streak

    Anybody else expect there might be nudity in this movie?

  15. The Winchester


  16. He lives life on the edge of a force that surrounds us and penetrates us and binds the galaxy together…he’s Jedi P.I.

  17. Poison Ivy League

    “Get me my Werther’s and pipe down, Matlock is up next.”

  18. He needs a new stylist. Everyone knows you’re supposed to wear a captain’s hat with a silk robe, not a fedora.

  19. cc

    Looking resplendent in his golden raiment.

  20. dinosaurland

    It’s like Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski and Tom Waits staggered into the machine from The Fly.

  21. Honestly?
    I’m a little jealous. Envious, actually.
    Just try and picture the exhilaration, the liberating feeling of getting to this point.

    • POWW

      Agreed. Imagine not giving a shit what anyone thinks ever.
      EQ–it’s Friday–I just have to say it: This is Utopia:)

  22. rican

    It’s Crack Tracy!

  23. Somethingoriginal

    He’s protesting against that new Irish law about not being allowed to wear pajamas to collect your welfare payment. So brave.

  24. Contusion

    The Dude imbibes.

  25. Swearin

    “Hey everybody, look what I found lying around the Smithsonian! Indy’s fedora and Muhammad Ali’s robe!”

  26. George Carlin looks pretty good for a dead guy

  27. Bigalkie

    Nick Nolte designs his own clothing line for K-Mart called Relapse Wear.

  28. Fisticuffs

    And afterwards, he will find a nice park bench to feed the pigeons and expose himself to small children.

  29. Hank E. Ring

    This guy used to be money back in the day, kinda feel sorry for him getting old and crazy.

  30. tlmck

    Grandpa! Did you escape from the home again?

  31. Boob Fan

    I’m just glad he wore the *good* bathrobe. Otherwise, it would just be tacky.

  32. “What the hell??? Everybody get the f#(k outta my bedroom!!!”

  33. bigalkie

    Working with a drug and alcohol soaked brain, Nick Nolte has an epiphany. If Hugh Hener is like 111 years old and walks around in a bathrobe all the time and has viagara orgies with plastic twenty year olds, I can replicate the move and should be a cinch as a youthful, spry 85 year old.

  34. TetterkeT

    Are they planning to remake Dick Tracy again?


    Dad!!! Why didya leave me at the train station?

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