It’s impolite to point at the tits Kermey.
how many Kardashians are there?
I don’t know but if this chick isn’t a Kuntrashian she better hurry and change her look because she’ll get sued.
…difference being that this is this chicks natural look, whereas that fucking nobody Melissa Molinaro had her look completely altered just to look like Kim
Natural look? RU kidding me? False lashes, hair extensions, etc. puh-lease
Holy shit I thought it was Kim, especially on account of the veiny tits.
“natural” = her usual look. me thinks you take words a little too literally.
Kim Kardashian doesn’t have veiny tits because Kim Kardashian’s tits aren’t real!
I always find the melissa Molinaro comments funny, especially when its trashing her. She’s basically had the same hair style for the last 10 years. I was peeping that girl ages ago when she did stuff for Sports By Brooks (this is 02, early 03) and its basically the same girl with updated style.
Y’all need to stop hating.
“I may be a green frog lady, but my boner is pink and hangs to the left just ilke Ian Somerhalder. See? Can you see my pink boner?”
I hope they fired the make-up artist that left those titty veins blue instead of doctoring them up green for the premiere.
Miss Piggy is gonna wipe the floor with that booby bimbo.
Those are huge boob veins; they’re like tree roots. I would climb that mighty oak!
So it’s a safe bet where the puppeteer’s other hand is.
Kermit was tired of the real thing and decided to go for something more “plasticky”
One of these is a hollow headed puppet routinely manipulated by a man. The other is Kermit.
You are a beautiful human being and would have my ‘like’ or +1 if it could be given.
you are a hack
I love you too, Dad.
One of them is a bad copy of something pretty unattractive in the first place. And the other one is Kermit.
Is that Kermit’s penis at attention?
Who’d have guessed that Kermis dick is pink?
I thought she had ridiculous eyebrows and her left eye was wonky. Then I scrolled down and realized why nobody was commenting on those.
I’ve stared at this picture for an hour and I still don’t see that frog that you’re talking about.
lolz, very funny your eminence
Kids let’s goto the Muppet premier, or as they say in london the giant titty show.
Kermit: “Excuse me, Miss Salpa, but have you ever had a frog in your throat?”
^ That one
I really wished I’d thought of that.
Five seconds later, from stage right: “HI-YAH!”
Finally, I don’t want to kill myself for being aroused.
They really shouldn’t have made the theme for the new Muppets movie to be “I Touch Myself” by the DiVinyls.
Q: What’s green and smells like faux-Kardashian?
You’re REALLY upset that Kim Kardashian isn’t the only person on the planet with tits, Kim.
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