superficial

  1. Fuck adopting from Africa…

    RUN!

  2. “I’d like to thank the Academy for this award….”

  3. dooood

    “i hate how fake hollywood is”

  4. “For God’s sake Mom, we aren’t supposed to call them nigglets any more!”

  5. Swearin

    “Oh shit, Angie is here. Get the limo, quick!”

  6. Frank Burns

    For crap’s sake, Scarlett . . sleeping with old man Penn won’t make you an A-lister, and holding a black kid won’t make you into Angelina Jolie or even Sandra Bullock.

  7. DeucePickle

    Angie and Brad really outdid themselves just giving her a 5 year old as a congratulations present.

  8. Scarlett…”holy shit, is that Madonna? Run little girl….ruuuuuun”

  9. bigalkie

    With my twenty inch pythons, I can curl a seven year old.

  10. El Jefe

    So not only do you get a star, but a little black kid too? Sweet.

  11. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    If I take care of this Haitian kid Sean Penn will comeback to me, I just know it!!!

  12. Blech

    Did the little girl drop a deuce? If so, good job! Gold star.

  13. fuckityfuck

    her face says it all

  14. Dali

    Who the fuck is that kid and why is Scarlett manhandling her?

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