Fuck adopting from Africa…
“I’d like to thank the Academy for this award….”
“i hate how fake hollywood is”
“For God’s sake Mom, we aren’t supposed to call them nigglets any more!”
Fuckin’ love it.
“Oh shit, Angie is here. Get the limo, quick!”
For crap’s sake, Scarlett . . sleeping with old man Penn won’t make you an A-lister, and holding a black kid won’t make you into Angelina Jolie or even Sandra Bullock.
Angie and Brad really outdid themselves just giving her a 5 year old as a congratulations present.
Scarlett…”holy shit, is that Madonna? Run little girl….ruuuuuun”
With my twenty inch pythons, I can curl a seven year old.
So not only do you get a star, but a little black kid too? Sweet.
They started putting little black girls by their walkways once it dawned on them that lawn jockeys were in poor taste.
If I take care of this Haitian kid Sean Penn will comeback to me, I just know it!!!
Did the little girl drop a deuce? If so, good job! Gold star.
her face says it all
Who the fuck is that kid and why is Scarlett manhandling her?
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