Arnold Schwarzenegger in Santa Monica. (April 27, 2012)
“Officer, please hurry. I have a date across the border..”
I thought he killed that motherfucker in part 2?!?!?
hahaha.. that is the first thing I thought..-
I’m sorry, sir but “I’m pissed that they’re doing a Total Recall remake” is really not an excuse to leave the scene of an accident.
Yes sir, I’m sure Mel Gibson would have done worse.
“Please, offissah, I would do ANYSING to get out of ziss ticket! ANYsssing. I’m all yorrrz!”
“Have you seen this maid?”
Not showing the right hand of the cop which has just turned into a metal blade.
so are his balls dangling on the road?
In an attempt to soften their image Santa Monica PD replace their firing ranges with Whac-A-Mole
No Officer.. You have me confused with John Travolta. There’s no god damned way that I’ll consent to a strip search. I don’t care if I was going five over.
“Yackity-Yack – I just TALKED BACK”
“Im a cop you idiot”
‘I like your gun.’
Arnold: “you look like a young Robert Patrick . . . . only fatter.”
Unlike Amanda Bynes, I’ll B BACK
“Sir, I noticed you’ve been parked out here for a couple of hours in this no stopping zone. If you wouldn’t mind parking ’round back, USCIS is letting out new applicants.”
not pictured: picture of john connor, age 10
“You need to let the maid up and zip up your pants sir.”
“Honest, officer, I AM standing.”
“get your ass to court”
“I like your pants. Why don’t you take off your pants.”
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