He just walks around all day posing now.
I feel the same way, dude. I also wish you could just leave.
“Whatcha thinkin bout?” “Oh nuffin just Matthew Mcconaughey stuffs…”
He went full retard again.
Remember the signs of stroke, people.
credit where credit’s due…he does an excellent Terry Schiavo impression.
“Yes, that’s right sir! I am going to stand here exactly like this until you let me take my shirt off!” *pouts*
Looks like he’s eating Gilbert’s Grape.
Proof positive that he should just stay naked.
Rugby pants are back in? Fuck off.
Ok you had me at atheist
“Now let me show how I get into a gay man’s character: first, dress like a call-back for Napoleon Dynamite, second recall the face you made when you mother caught you wanking off to a Sears Catalog.”
When did he transition from “hunk” to “creepy pedophilic gym teacher”?
Overly enamored by a light bulb.
looks like jude law didn’t get the memo about pulling faces when the wind changes.
Is Bernie the sequel to Rainman or something?
Oh man I LOVE Steady Eddie!!
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Matthew McConaughey at a screening of Bernie in Ausin, TX. (April 26, 2012)