In the five minutes this picture has been up, it has already banged all the other pictures on this site.
i’m surprised it hasn’t already been sucked up into the inescapable gravitational pull that is mariah’s super massive camel toe.
“Oh Alex, I know you didn’t mean to eye-fuck me and knock me up… Just be careful next time. The morning after pills are running out…”
“It’s not too cold for me, Norse god that I am, but I can tell that it’s chilly for Rihanna.”
Jim Carey circa 1995.
“This Chris Brown role-playing is fun!” he said, as she reached for her broken nose.
I know, I can’t believe I’m in this piece of shit movie either.
Rihanna’s mind: “I think his adam’s apple just impregnated me!”
I think his throat has an erection.
“Hahaha, that shaved part of your head reminds me of a shaved part below my waist, hahaha…”
Damn, look at the size of Mariah’s cameltoe !
“Skarsgard, if you ever spit in my eye again, I’ll sneak into your room in the middle of the night and beat the living shit out of you with a two-by-four.”
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Alexander Skarsgard and Rihanna at a photocall for Battleship in Pearl Harbor, HI. (April 28, 2012)