superficial

  1. Wow, for a minute the color pallet led me to believe this was an oreo ad…

  2. Wow! Looks really sexy when you obscure her body and photoshop her face! Oh wait. Everyone does when you do that.

  3. I’m confused. Are the “Sleep Sheets” the linens on the bed, or the acid she’s dissolving on her tongue?

  4. new here

    Is that Beyonce’s pillow er baby er surrogate?

  5. El Jefe

    For those that love to sleep with trannies.

  6. “The secret to the high thread count is pubes.”

  7. Thats the sexiest grizzly bear I have seen in recent memory but what exactly do bears have to do with sleep?

  8. Deacon Jones

    Looks like someone got a knappy headed pubic hair in her mouth.

    Slut.

  9. squishy

    I’m not sure I want to know where that freaky logo came from…acid trip, crack high, Mary Jane buzz…..???

  10. Frank Burns

    Because when you think of restful sleep, you think of Serena Williams? Wtf?

  11. Clever move, hiding as much of her as possible behind a giant pillow.

  12. cc

    She sheet herself.

  13. lickme

    Man arms are freaking me the fuck out

  14. Pierce Bronzetan

    She’s holding a zipper closed, and the gorilla suit is inside out.

  15. THAT is the stupidest “promo” I have ever seen. I had to google wtf “sleep sheets” are because I thought they were disposable sheets you could bring with you when you travel. They’re sleep aids that you dissolve on your tongue. Why make it look like she’s picking pubes out of her mouth ON A HOTEL BED?!? Maybe they SHOULD make disposable bed sheets for travel. FFS. And the “Who Sheets” page on the site just pisses me off. http://www.sheetsbrand.com/#who-page

  16. tlmck

    That pillow hides a multitude of sins.

  17. “This is my new man. He only uses his tongue. He doesn’t make me sleep on the wet spot and I don’t have to make him breakfast in the morning.”

  18. And she’ll keep showing up in his bed until Jack Woltz reconsiders.

  19. Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he’s refused the first, understood?

  20. Don’t you hate it when you dive headfirst into your bed at the hotel only to get some of the previous owners pubes in your mouth? Serena just figured that out.

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