How exactly does one lose weight everywhere EXCEPT THEIR DAMN VAGINA!?!?!?!?!?
no, I think I see balls there!
It’s mons pubis, not vagina. The vagina is internal and cannot be seen from this view. The vagina is the passage leading the cervix to the vulva. Get your anatomy right…
Bullshit, Dr. Science. Are you really trying to tell me you can’t see her vag in this picture? I think I can see her kidneys, and that’s not even using the zoom.
You should check out the definition of vagina
That’s exactly what I was thinking. The bitch is almost boney and yet her flaps are twice their normal size.
I’m pretty sure that’s some left-over upper thigh meat that got missed by the lipo-guys. Mimi just pulls it up a bit and tucks it into her panties.
Then again she could be stuffin old socks down there to get people talking about her again
Side effect of liposuction: monster camel toe. The fat has to go somewhere to grow. Sadly, I’m actually not kidding…haha
Well… did her babys come out of there ??? Doesn’y that sometimes strech out because of giving birth ?
I meant DOESN’T
Now we know what Sonny Bono was looking at when he crashed into that tree.
Not soon enough
Holy mother of Cameltoes!
Touch my body, crack my mooseknuckle.
It’s like she stuffed a boxing glove down in there.
Look how swollen her (moose) knuckles are. I bet she has arthritis in them.
Is that where all the calories are being stored for future use?
Marriah’s made Reese’s her bitch.
That’s as good a place as any to keep your purse, I suppose.
I thought cold reduced swelling …
Man, that thing is so deep, it’s tickling MY cervix.
Go on, someone offer it a bag of peanuts
Oh look, twins.
Never, in all of history, has “front bum” been more appropriate.
The really powerful singers know how to sing not from their diaphragm, but from their labia.
Camel Toe Tsunami or avalanche if you consider the way she’s dressed.
That’s not even a camel toe, that’s the whole damned foot.
Mariah Carey has created a new meaning to the word “Camel Foot”.
Many men have vanished after having sex with her. If you listen closely you can hear them screaming let me out.
In the video, it actually lip-syncs.
What a project pig!
Holy Cow, it’s that camel toe that swallowed New York. I wonder if Nick Cannon has searched for his car keys in there!
I like the sentiment, but work on your camel knowledge. D is for Dromedary. They have one hump. B is for Bactrian. They have two humps. Clearly this is some sort of mutant more closely related to the Bactrian.
Camel toe is named for the cleavage of a camel’s toes, Poindexter, not the humps.
Someone needs a bigger microphone.
Why do I keep hearing the theme to Pacman?
I’ve seen a lot of camel-toes, but this is my first ever camel-foot sighting!! ~hurl~
why are men so obsessed with vagina’s and giving them retarded names. Camel toe? really?
so much misogyny in this site smh
Fucking idiot, it’s just a name. Like girls will say dick instead of penis. It has nothing to do with men. Females have names for dick and balls too ya dumb cunt. See what I did there? I gave you a nickname. Now fuck off you fat bitch.
You pretty much prove my point that all the guys who frequent this site are misogynist. I really hope you never get married or father any girls because I feel sorry for any woman having to put up with you.
I feel sorry for your mother that had to give birth to you.
The fact that you hate vagina is funny because if it wasn’t for vagina you might not even be here on this site talking crap. Always remember where you came from. A VAGINA.
Jeez dude, I’m female and I’m begging you – LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!! I haven’t been on this site long, but long enough to know that if you get bothered by “cameltoe”, you need to find another blog. Uptight bitch, you give us all a bad name!
lighten up, francis.
Don’t call me Francis!
I doubt anyone comes on this site expecting respect and sensitivity! It’s a damn gossip site and I love laughing my head off with all the crap people talk about! Yes, Im a real woman and I was the first one to notice the DAMN CAMEL TOE!
@Crissy @jerseygirl71 : Just like there are feminist men, their can also be misogynistic women and you two are that. So, for the sake of the female population I also pray that neither one of you produce girls and I hope your moms forgive you for being such a disgrace to women everywhere. You obviously both don’t have much respect for yourselves.
Another thing, there is no such thing as a “real” woman, you’re either a woman or you’re not. You don’t need to add the >real< unless you mean you're a fat bitch and think that thin women are less of a woman.
FUALL- Where did I say I hate vagina? LOL, you sensitive much little girl?
You see, the REAL women here laugh it up and joke around, you should go to TMZ if you get that easily offended. You’re weak. Very weak.
Um, I resent the suggestion that I’m a misogynist. I’m a misanthrope, thank you very much.
I am a misanthrope AND an atheist. Top that, Iveski!
Yeah, well I’m an Aquarius!
Wow, Vito, some people negative-thumbed you for being an Aquarius! That’s such a rare and specific hate.
What this site needs is more meaty cameltoe. It elevated my mood instantly.
@cc I can’t buddy :)
See, I hate people, but I love Jesus… there’s a lot of inner turmoil going on inside my head.
My favorite part is where one asshole’s response is “proof” for fuall “that all the guys who frequent this site are misogynist.”
I’ve frequented the Superficial for a long time but rarely comment. Two things get my lazy ass a-type’n. Beer and people that don’t read the name of the site and understand that either you take it as a joke or you realize you aren’t going to educate or beguile the truly superficial with logic. In any case: people are going to make fun of a grand canyon carved of spandex.
“Grand canyon carved of spandex.”
You are brilliant. Hope you win most important people.
Obvious troll is obvious.
fuall, you really are an asshole. go to the ladies home journal site or martha stewart’s site or something, seriously. you have no sense of humor and don’t belong here. pretty sure you’re problem is not a cameltoe in front, but a STICK UP YOUR ASS.
@fuall: Did you seriously just ask why men are obsessed with vaginas? Have you ever met a man? Have you ever taken a biology class? That’s our natural drive. It’s the reason the human race survives. It’s all we think about, everything else is just window dressing. That’s not misogny it’s biology.
How does she not feel that and realize her meaty flaps are outlined for the world to see?
Someone needs to feed that walrus!
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
That is one big droopy cameltoe!!
Her pantie liners must be as big as Manta rays.
Does this woman own a full length mirror? Wow….that’s all….
The Ground Hog sang on February 2nd. That means six more weeks of bad R&B.
Camel Toe has an ugly sister. And its name is Moose Knuckle.
Scientists were astonished to discover that the Paraceratherium toe, long thought to have been extinct, was alive and well and living amongst us.
sweet jesus…WHY did i utilize the zoom feature?
If she was on her back you could park a bike in that
Three packs of Oscar Myers down that hallway
Ooooh… Strawberry soft serve… Can I get that with a waffle cone?
holy shit! that’s the biggest camel toe i’ve ever seen. that looks like a double whopper with cheese from fur burger king.
What’s bigger than a camel? I think we need to rename it.
More like a catcher’s mitt……..
Homer Simpson’s mouth in real life.
Attack of the 50ft. labia.
New from the makers of camel toe & moose knuckle comes elephant foot
Guess that answers the time old question that us superficial celeb haters have always poondered: No you cannot liposuction a vag. Man that is one fat and flacid camel toe.
makes you thank god for spandex… if she was wearing a dress they’d be peeking out from under it.
OMG. Who knew that the vintage 1980s Adidas bag would make a reappearance as spandex pants in 2012?
That’s where she keeps her money!!
I don’t care what you say, it looks delicious and is making me hungry.
Seriously guys, look up just a few inches and you’ll see a monster zipper. That’s not spandex, she’s wearing insulated ski pants. That mooseknuckle is most likely just gortex or fleece bunching up.
A gortex flap catcher? I guess men do wear a cup at some sports.
I like my gina’s poofy
ITSH A TROP!
More like Camel Ugg Boot.
Let’s face it, we all knew it’d be big – everything about Mariah is. But no one could have imagined her cameltoe would have the power to swallow the entire bottom half of her lycra suit whole.
That’s one beautiful fat fucking pussy. I really hope Nick Cannon is doing his civic duty and eating and fucking that pussy as often as possible. I would nibble on that for hours.
Yucky!!! she used to be hot.. what happened??
It should be called “mammoth toe” in her honor
she should consider a twat reduction.
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