1. Johnny P!

    Apparently, it’s about a suave, handsome sophisticated man having a chat with his retarded twin.

  2. Crabby Old Guy

    Douche bag dressed up real nice..but he’s still a major douche.

    • Why do you say that? Judging by everything I’ve heard, George Clooney is a great guy, considerate, generous, and won’t allow the “wheels” on the movies he’s in to mistreat the workers who are a little bit lower on the food chain. If that’s a major douche, I think the world needs more of them.

  3. rantatonne

    “…then she said marriage, and i was like”

  4. cc

    So, they asked me to play Bugs Bunny in this new movie and I said ‘What’s up doc?’.

  5. Swearin

    “So it was an open casket funeral, and I swear to you, Dick Clark looked like this…”

  6. AK

    Looks a little like that gay bravo channel host

  7. That is a fucking premium chair…

  8. Jenny Penny

    Seven days later…

  9. When asked if he and big foot are still together, ” uh, well, uh, well, kinda, sorta, um…… I dunno…..”

  10. Blech

    Ultra-femininity and deformity– together at last.

  11. fuckface

    Palsy is a bitch.

  12. mbcl

    He’s doing his famous impersonation of FDR throwing out the first pitch.

  13. EricLr

    Damn, he even makes a stroke look sexy.

  14. BenDoverman

    Paul Krugman is too small for that chair.

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